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I had a really disturbing experience at Walmart.

  1. #21
    Bradley Florida Man
    This still kinda bothers me, whenever I go into that walmart I go into the bathroom immediately, just to view like what I know I saw.

    No I didn't check the ceiling tiles, Wozny.
  2. #22
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    We will Escort Them Away.
  3. #23
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there are rumours that bathrooms in some casinos here used to have hidden doors that lead to holding cells because it wasn't uncommon for people to kill themselves after blowing through all their money, and they didn't want to draw attention to it by dragging the dead/wounded through the casino floor

    maybe walmart has a similar issue with people being terminally ashamed of bulk-buying hundreds of dollars' worth of donuts
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  4. #24
    She went into a stall and perched on top of the toilet seat.
  5. #25
    blob6106 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley This still kinda bothers me, whenever I go into that walmart I go into the bathroom immediately, just to view like what I know I saw.

    No I didn't check the ceiling tiles, Wozny.

    And that is where she lives

    She comes out to snack on Walmart candy and drink whiles she rolls in the urinal

    She's the urinal Witch

  6. #26
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the Indians were right
  7. #27
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra the Indians were right

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  8. #28
    Originally posted by aldra maybe walmart has a similar issue with people being terminally ashamed of bulk-buying hundreds of dollars' worth of donuts

    if "americans" are capable of feeling shame the US wouldnt be what it is today,
  9. #29
    anhydrous Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Bradley I walked into a 2 stall, 3 urinal mens room at walmart just now.

    Fuckin A this is where it's gonna get bizarre.

    I saw the oldest woman in the world sitting inside one of the corners looking like that bitch from The Ring, long black matted hair, dirty as fuck, wearing a white gown, dirty as fuck, I think she had sandles on I said

    "The fuck?"

    and took a piss, cuz when i gotta piss i gotta piss, she said

    "Are you gonna wash your hands, you didn't last time."

    I ignored her/him (i kinda thought it was a dude at first but then her voice gave it to me she was a female, old, smoker voice)

    i went to the bubbler next to the bathroom and waited for her to come out, but when she didn't i waited for another man to go in there, when he came out I asked him did you see that bitch in there whacked out

    He said to me in spanish "I' was alone in there."

    I go walk in there again, there's no woman, no other door, nothing, I looked to where she was sitting and you can see a buttseat mark where someone had been sweating and sitting for hours on the linoleum. I asked a staff member and they said "She aint there anymore right?" I said no. they told me I'm good.

    Folks I never looked away from the bathroom door.

    Have you tried washing your hands and seeing if she leaves you alone?
  10. #30
    Nucking futs...for gods sake.
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  12. #32
    This wouldn't happen in Aldi.
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