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  1. #81
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder how the doctors would actually fix that dilemma? What approach do they take? What approach would YOU take? X-ray to find out where the hook part is and then go in from that point and cut out the hook and then pull the rest of it out of the original entrance or what?
  2. #82
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how the doctors would actually fix that dilemma? What approach do they take? What approach would YOU take? X-ray to find out where the hook part is and then go in from that point and cut out the hook and then pull the rest of it out of the original entrance or what?

    I think you would have to just shove it the rest of the way through and cross your fingers.
  3. #83
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I think you would have to just shove it the rest of the way through and cross your fingers.

    that makes sense too. Sometimes, for whatever reason, and your post here that Im replying to is that reason, you remimnd me of mr Zodiac ArmsMerchant.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #84
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    thread sucks
  5. #85
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Don't let ur dreams be dreams.

    She plays hard to get and is cold as ice.

    example

    Originally posted by Phoenix You'd have to ask permission from my daddy. :)
  6. #86
    infinityshock Black Hole
    hts = phoenix?
  7. #87
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock hts = phoenix?

    Yes. Welcome to 2015.
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  8. #88
    he is legit retarded wow.
  9. #89
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock hts = phoenix?

    How could you not know that? You post like 20 times a day.
  10. #90
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind How could you not know that? You post like 20 times a day.

    because every mother fucker on here swaps screen names so often it's impossible to keep track.

    these faggots need to stick with one name so people can keep track.
  11. #91
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how the doctors would actually fix that dilemma? What approach do they take? What approach would YOU take? X-ray to find out where the hook part is and then go in from that point and cut out the hook and then pull the rest of it out of the original entrance or what?

    depends on how deep it went and how long it was in there.

    best case...they'd carve the bitch open via the abdomen...sew up whatever they could...remove whatever they couldn't...then given them a colostomy bag because they'd never be able to shit normally again.

    worst case...the membranes that contain various microorganisms would allow them to spread unchecked and the harpoon-ee would die from untreatable infection, along with any ruptured blood vessels causing irreparable hemorrhage...but the blood loss and ensuing cardiac arrest would happen first.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by infinityshock because every mother fucker on here swaps screen names so often it's impossible to keep track.

    these faggots need to stick with one name so people can keep track.

  13. #93
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

    assume the position.

    I'll give you a good fuck. just like your daddy used to
  14. #94
    Originally posted by infinityshock because every mother fucker on here swaps screen names so often it's impossible to keep track.

    these faggots need to stick with one name so people can keep track.

    I only switched once because I forgot my old password or something and leik the gay site wouldn't send me a reset. And that was aaages ago. >:(
  15. #95
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Phoenix I only switched once because I forgot my old password or something and leik the gay site wouldn't send me a reset. And that was aaages ago. >:(

    thats. tragic.
  16. #96
    Originally posted by infinityshock because every mother fucker on here swaps screen names so often it's impossible to keep track.

    these faggots need to stick with one name so people can keep track.

    Its difficult to keep track of details when your on the look out for niggers to run from, we understand.
  17. #97
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Its difficult to keep track of details when your on the look out for niggers to run from, we understand.

    keep it up im going to use your asshole for my foreign object insertion experimentation.
  18. #98
    Originally posted by infinityshock keep it up im going to use your asshole for my foreign object insertion experimentation.

    Use me instead.~
  19. #99
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Phoenix Use me instead.~

    it entirely defeats the purpose if my victims volunteer

    besides...if the extent of your abilities is a magic market, youre not quite at my level
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock it entirely defeats the purpose if my victims volunteer

    besides…if the extent of your abilities is a magic market, youre not quite at my level

    i was using magic markers to plug orifices before you were even born...

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