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TOTSE wasn’t actually all that interesting

  1. #61
    Originally posted by Bradley oh and i got some lady to fuck herself with a hot dog lol i dunno how i did it but i remember she brought the cam to the kitchen, grabbed out a weiner and didn't even heat it up, i remember my friend greg saying "Oh that's nasty."

    lol, my boy would come over, we both wouldn't go to school and we'd use my computer to fuck with weird people on the internet.

    circa 2005.

    Did she at least put mustard and relish on it first?
  2. #62
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Did she at least put mustard and relish on it first?

    Afterwards...
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The silver marker is pretentious.

    nah it s coooooll its like the future
  4. #64
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Meikai I miss meta. He was a nice enough guy, despite being hopelessly addicted to his prescription painkillers (to his credit, getting hit by a bus and suffering lifelong pain has a way of doing that to people) and kind of a nazi mod. Hope he's been alright. I can't even remember if he made the transition with everyone to zoklet. Shit, I don't even remember if he was still on totse when it went down. I wouldn't blame him for calling it quits, modding a BLTC teeming with teenage retards in totse's heyday woulda been an additional source of pain he was under no obligation to endure.

    https://meta.ytmnd.com/

    He opened TDD when &T shutdown
  5. #65
    That was a classic and unforgettable moment when I put myself on the mod team, overnight, without notice, and then Metaphysicist wakes up and sees that I'm now his co-mod, he goes ballistic and cries out to zok, but zok doesn't have enough access to remove me, and Jeff had been an absent dictator for months right then, so all they could do was stew and look at me and wait for Jeff to come to the rescue. Good times!!
  6. #66
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The silver marker is pretentious.

    No it' not. Its not a marker. It's all I had. its a touch up paint-pen for my older Car at the time I took this which was that color of Grey. I took this like 3-4 years ago
  7. #67
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That was a classic and unforgettable moment when I put myself on the mod team, overnight, without notice, and then Metaphysicist wakes up and sees that I'm now his co-mod, he goes ballistic and cries out to zok, but zok doesn't have enough access to remove me, and Jeff had been an absent dictator for months right then, so all they could do was stew and look at me and wait for Jeff to come to the rescue. Good times!!

    "JEFF Was just a pen-name for Capt Pike" you mean enigma. It's odd you're saying JEFF in all Capital Letters.

    sus af
  8. #68
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That was a classic and unforgettable moment when I put myself on the mod team, overnight, without notice, and then Metaphysicist wakes up and sees that I'm now his co-mod, he goes ballistic and cries out to zok, but zok doesn't have enough access to remove me, and Jeff had been an absent dictator for months right then, so all they could do was stew and look at me and wait for Jeff to come to the rescue. Good times!!

    Cool story bro, but it needs more dragons.
  9. #69
    Originally posted by Pete Green "JEFF Was just a pen-name for Capt Pike" you mean enigma. It's odd you're saying JEFF in all Capital Letters.

    sus af

    Taipan EnigmA, to be precise. The MentoR, for those who knew him.

    "My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for." -- The MentoR
  10. #70
    Then they wake up and the entire Half Baked forum (the former Trash Can) is GONE!! Totally flushed. Hard deleted, too. WTF??? Hahaha. Then new mods start popping up and kidiot mods start getting demoted to regular. They finally manage to contact acidmelt, who contacts Jeff, and he's like, "It ain't me!" CLASSIC!! Nobody could beat that.
  11. #71
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Taipan EnigmA, to be precise. The MentoR, for those who knew him.

    "My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for." – The MentoR

    NO NO NO.. your brain gave it away. Your Ego about some fantasy you become Mod of .. blah blah

    No, Sir. You're a walking contradiction
  12. #72
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Then they wake up and the entire Half Baked forum (the former Trash Can) is GONE!! Totally flushed. Hard deleted, too. WTF??? Hahaha. Then new mods start popping up and kidiot mods start getting demoted to regular. They finally manage to contact acidmelt, who contacts Jeff, and he's like, "It ain't me!" CLASSIC!! Nobody could beat that.

    Yes, Clearly trying to hide shit.

    If I was going with "CONSPIRACY THEORY" I would go with the one about &TOTSE being a CIA Black Op searching for brilliant young minds to bring on board for some twisty Charles Manson/Supplied with LSD By his P.O. Officer who was supplied by CIA admitted through FOIA and Vault 7

    everything about the Hippy era and every rock group involved in a black op Site in the Great Basin of CalNev seems true

    all of that "OHHH ITS SO COOL TO BE A FUCKING HIPPY.. HANOI JANE SAYS SPIT ON RETURNING VIETNAM SOLDIERS" Days were SOOOOO TRUE
  13. #73
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    these 4 keep making films. they're like the new Bowry Boys but instead of young men they're like OLD and Female and making pooping in diapers

    wet fartalina's

    "THEY LOVE ME.. THEY REALLY REALLY LOVE ME"
    Makes wet gassy bubble sounds


  14. #74
    Originally posted by Pete Green No it' not. Its not a marker. It's all I had. its a touch up paint-pen for my older Car at the time I took this which was that color of Grey. I took this like 3-4 years ago

    touching up minor scratches on your car is pretentious...REAL men let it rot.
  15. #75
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    It's not just Commiefornia anymore FUYZ it's CommiUrica
  16. #76
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson touching up minor scratches on your car is pretentious…REAL men let it rot.

    Oh yeah. let it rust out and spread like Car AIDS
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Pete Green NO NO NO.. your brain gave it away. Your Ego about some fantasy you become Mod of .. blah blah

    No, Sir. You're a walking contradiction

    I was a mod on Totse.

    https://web.archive.org/web/20081101201410/http://www.totse.com/community/
  18. #78
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    WHERE?? I dont see Specky anywhere
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Pete Green Oh yeah. let it rust out and spread like Car AIDS

    Little scratches don't spread fast enough in relation to the age of the car to matter in dry climates. Rusting isn't an issue here in Texas and I doubt it is in California either.

    Back in England you had to get on that shit quick though because of the constant raining...it wasn't uncommon for rust to kill your car before the engine died...here in Tejas I've never touched up a scratch...no point as they don't grow at any rate to be concerned about...my current car has lots of little scratches and rust spots but it don't matter to me...it's done 170k and I'm in the process of semi looking for a new car anyway.

    My comment stands...pretentious!
  20. #80
    Originally posted by Pete Green WHERE?? I dont see Specky anywhere

    Look closer.
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