Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
as if using high fruitose corn syrup as a cheaper substitute for sugar isnt enough they had to use sucralose as an even cheaper substitute for HFCS.
you're right but yeah no . literally nobody does this in "pure" form and for good reason
bundy is very trash not even taking all that into account. + that it's a hell drug , but it's LEGAL so YOLO chug the SLUG EGGS 'idk what the deal with the sucralose is but this shit is so bitter you will taste it in the afterlife hence HURR DURR MUH BUCKLEYS IT TASTESBAD just plug ya nose and SLUUURP
Originally posted by Ghost
Remember puke pets? They were those little cute monsters you vomit up when you take too much cough syrup to get high
Remember that Zaint Zattex day is coming up soon, starts on saint patricks and lasts until 4/20
the descriturniption of my trip - I laughed I cried I puked.
I puked out styrofoam, orange peels, bacon and many other things I don't remember eating, lots of puking. I puke a lot but I can't peee
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
Or if you swallow them they will hatch into full grown slugs
And then they will jam themselves through your intestinal tract and rape your asshole from the inside. Then when they are satisfied they will burst out of you like that scene from Aliens, but instead of your chest they try to crawl from your arse and it's really slimy and painful.
Slugs are not gentle, they will shred your asshole and break your soul.
Slug fucking is not for the faint of heart.
Originally posted by EllariaSand
LOL noboday laughed (with you at least)
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
Here's what you do, dump all the eggs in your mouth and swallow them with a gulp of water. Drink a bunch until you feel like they got washed down into your stomach.
Then it feels like you just ate a bunch of plastic bottle caps they do not feel good in there, you can feel them rolling around inside you. If you lay on one side for too long they will dissolve on that side and you will have the weirdest internal cramps ever. You wanna keep moving, get up walk around or sit up even if it feels horrible and makes you more sick you MUST rotate the eggs.
If you don't rotate the eggs your gonna have a bad time.
Then you will feel them start to hatch and pop inside your tummy and the baby slugs will ooze out into your stomach acids (they thrive in acid) and this is where they take form.
They start crawling around your insides and devour anything for energy they desperately crave. Then the slugs mature and it's time for them to go out into the world and live their lives.
Usually they try to escape through your mouth but sometimes the slugs get a sick joy out of torturing assholes and raping your insides.
Originally posted by That forum guy that helps you understand sarcasm
you're right but yeah no . literally nobody does this in "pure" form and for good reason
bundy is very trash not even taking all that into account. + that it's a hell drug , but it's LEGAL so YOLO chug the SLUG EGGS 'idk what the deal with the sucralose is but this shit is so bitter you will taste it in the afterlife hence HURR DURR MUH BUCKLEYS IT TASTESBAD just plug ya nose and SLUUURP
LOL noboday laughed (with you at least)
sucralose is an artificial sweetener and it tastes extremely sweet with weird aftertaste.
i made a mistake of buying "sugarfree" canadian wafer
which was full of sucralose and it felt powdery, cold and disgusting.
