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  1. #61
    Originally posted by Pete Green then paddle back to shore without saving them? you're one sick twisted fuck

    Nah. I drag 'em back to shore, remove their pants, then leave. That teaches them to be more careful in the future.
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  2. #62
    Bradley Florida Man
    I would save a small child if they were drowning and would take pretty reckless actions to do such. Mostly because I know how to swim. I've thought about this a lot when I'm fishing in rivers or off docks and parents let their kids in the river to swim or run back and forth on the shore and I always figured if it was a grown man i'm not gonna risk dying with him in the water but if it's a lil kid I'll probably drop everything I Got and jump in because I am pretty good at swimming, know CPR and am familiar with the IDK What you call it the opposite of a fireman carry where you put your belly against their back and swim with them so they can't climb up or get away and swim backwards towards the shore while floating on your back with them.

    unless it's a jedi
  3. #63
    Bradley Florida Man
    but if it's ice water or there's an alliGAYtor gang they on their own
  4. #64
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 What is a jetty , a sound, a slough, a reach, a estuary, a strait, a marsh, and a bog?

    in queer nomenclature its called a pier
  5. #65
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nah. I drag 'em back to shore, remove their pants, then leave. That teaches them to be more careful in the future.

    what did you find in there pockets. How much in the wallet.
  6. #66
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I would save a small child if they were drowning and would take pretty reckless actions to do such. Mostly because I know how to swim. I've thought about this a lot when I'm fishing in rivers or off docks and parents let their kids in the river to swim or run back and forth on the shore and I always figured if it was a grown man i'm not gonna risk dying with him in the water but if it's a lil kid I'll probably drop everything I Got and jump in because I am pretty good at swimming, know CPR and am familiar with the IDK What you call it the opposite of a fireman carry where you put your belly against their back and swim with them so they can't climb up or get away and swim backwards towards the shore while floating on your back with them.

    unless it's a jedi

    You're fantasizing the hero roll. of saving a child and the father looks stupid for not jumping in after it first so you can turn the wife on him and then Fuck her in front of him to show what a beta roll he plays. and she leave him for you just like Fona's woman.
  7. #67
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 What is a jetty , a sound, a slough, a reach, a estuary, a strait, a marsh, and a bog?
    and also whats a fjord and a delta
  8. #68
    Originally posted by Bradley I watched a kid I hated die of hypothermia in the water when I was younger. I remember thinking "I could help him or I could just say I was scared and didn't wanna drown too."

    Took a minute or so but it felt like a lot longer when he was yelling my name

    and then raped them
  9. #69
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by A College Professor and also whats a fjord and a delta

    wet
  10. #70
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    WET DELTA NIGS WHITE BOIS IN SPACE 69 ( CLUTCHING BIG-NUT SINCE y2k )
  11. #71
    Fjord look like this ^^ deltas like this ~~~

    BUT WAIT SC A DELTA MEANS

    SMACK

    FORGET ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING ITS PROBABLY WRONG

    ASCII

    IS

    BLESSED

    YOU SEE THIS?

    B


    black bear

    ☻|☻|☻|☻|☻|☻|☻
    B B B B B B B B B B


    brown bear cavalry
  12. #72
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    REMINDS ME OF THE FALSE-OUTRAGEOUS MEETUP AT THE BLACK BEAR DINER IN WALNUTS CREEK THAT LANNY WOULD NOT ATTEND DUE TO NOT WANTING TO RIDE PUBLIC TRANSIT TO EAT PANCAKES AND BLOODY MARYS WITH THE BOIS

    HONESTLY I DONT KNOW WHAT THE APPEAL OF THE PLACE IS ALL I SAW WAS A BUNCH OF STREETS FULL OF CARS AND A CHICKEN FIL A STORE WHICH I HAVE FOUND DIFFICULT TO GET IN THE LINE FOR WHICH BACKS UP BIGLY INTO THE STREET
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  13. #73
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You know none of this conversation didn't matter.
  14. #74
    Originally posted by A College Professor REMINDS ME OF THE FALSE-OUTRAGEOUS MEETUP AT THE BLACK BEAR DINER IN WALNUTS CREEK THAT LANNY WOULD NOT ATTEND DUE TO NOT WANTING TO RIDE PUBLIC TRANSIT TO EAT PANCAKES AND BLOODY MARYS WITH THE BOIS

    HONESTLY I DONT KNOW WHAT THE APPEAL OF THE PLACE IS ALL I SAW WAS A BUNCH OF STREETS FULL OF CARS AND A CHICKEN FIL A STORE WHICH I HAVE FOUND DIFFICULT TO GET IN THE LINE FOR WHICH BACKS UP BIGLY INTO THE STREET

    who whoa whoa whoa

    theres a black bear diner in walnut crick????

    That's..... weirdly ominous.. I can't say why without leaking some location details, but I mean it's a pretty common buisness name I bet theres like 100+ "black bear" X in north america

    those indians and their bears

    sorry-
    FIRST NATIONS PEOPLE
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 shoutout to the Songhees NAtion

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songhees
    https://www.songheesnation.ca/community
    http://vintage.thcbbs.com/


    "THC BBS operates on the traditional lands of the Lkwungen (Songhees), Xwsepsum (Esquimalt) and Wsanec (Saanich) families and ancestors. Hay'sxw'qa si'em!"
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  16. #76
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Fuck, I'm bored G56
  17. #77
    Originally posted by mashlehash Fuck, I'm bored G56

    play any gg;s? (good games) . I cant even get 10fps in minecraft BRUH


    hey if you need something to do MAKE ANSI ARTT its fun!!! to draw in pixel graffixx terry davis would agreee!!!

    https://www.araknet.xyz/Info/BBSArt
    http://picoe.ca/products/pablodraw/

    https://www.palladiummag.com/2022/04/01/palladium-is-now-templeos/

    or cehck out the old skoool internet BBS through browser
    thats always KEWWLL!!! tell em NIS SPACE SHEEP SENT YA
    https://www.telnetbbsguide.com/bbs/list/brief/
    spam post on my BBS FAX ME ARTICLES lots to do THE FUN NEVER ENDS IN SPACE
  18. #78
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 play any gg;s? (good games) . I cant even get 10fps in minecraft BRUH


    hey if you need something to do MAKE ANSI ARTT its fun!!! to draw in pixel graffixx terry davis would agreee!!!

    https://www.araknet.xyz/Info/BBSArt
    http://picoe.ca/products/pablodraw/

    https://www.palladiummag.com/2022/04/01/palladium-is-now-templeos/

    or cehck out the old skoool internet BBS through browser
    thats always KEWWLL!!! tell em NIS SPACE SHEEP SENT YA
    https://www.telnetbbsguide.com/bbs/list/brief/
    spam post on my BBS FAX ME ARTICLES lots to do THE FUN NEVER ENDS IN SPACE

    WHAT COMPY are u gamering on?
  19. #79
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 play any gg;s? (good games) . I cant even get 10fps in minecraft BRUH


    hey if you need something to do MAKE ANSI ARTT its fun!!! to draw in pixel graffixx terry davis would agreee!!!

    https://www.araknet.xyz/Info/BBSArt
    http://picoe.ca/products/pablodraw/

    https://www.palladiummag.com/2022/04/01/palladium-is-now-templeos/

    or cehck out the old skoool internet BBS through browser
    thats always KEWWLL!!! tell em NIS SPACE SHEEP SENT YA
    https://www.telnetbbsguide.com/bbs/list/brief/
    spam post on my BBS FAX ME ARTICLES lots to do THE FUN NEVER ENDS IN SPACE

    Duke Nukem.
  20. #80
    I like the one where they fit like 10 arcade games inside Duke

    BLOW IT UP YOUR ASS
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