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  1. #21
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra he can leave his friends behind

    'cause his friends don't drive, and since they don't drive they'll really be in a bind?
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  2. #22
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    when I was homeless I'd poop outside in parks/yards sometimes

    I'm glad I'm not homeless
  3. #23
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai 'cause his friends don't drive, and since they don't drive they'll really be in a bind?



    > uploaded 17 years ago


    goddamn
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  4. #24
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  5. #25
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai 'cause his friends don't drive, and since they don't drive they'll really be in a bind?

    get skateboards. they all act like meth headed little skate boarders anyways. breaking into homes and trashing the walls while the owners are on vacation
  6. #26
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra > uploaded 17 years ago

    This hurts me. When I saw Oracular Spectacular (MGMT album) was uploaded in like 2007, I almost cried. I've been on one lately. Really in my feels about the passage of time.
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  7. #27
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    toss a salad
  8. #28
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai This hurts me. When I saw Oracular Spectacular (MGMT album) was uploaded in like 2007, I almost cried. I've been on one lately. Really in my feels about the passage of time.

    same

    I've been listening to Deadsy's Commencement a lot lately now that I actually know what a lot of it is about and it's reminding me a lot of the end of high school and the years after

    can't really listen to JoJ anymore because it makes me too depressed for similar reasons
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  9. #29


    enjoy.
  10. #30
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by blob6106 No you can't drive cause you're always high

    I like to bust niggers outside my house.
  11. #31
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash I like to bust niggers outside my house.



    Originally posted by mashlehash I like to bust niggers outside my house.



    Sure you do, Derek Vinyard
  12. #32
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Meikai 'cause his friends don't drive, and since they don't drive they'll really be in a bind?

    They wake me the fuck up and it's like really, yes we can hang out. I was under the influence of my benzodiazepine for example and it's like, "want to go to the beach"? Sure. And my god damn eyes open up like K. my dear
  13. #33
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Pete Green Sure you do, Derek Vinyard

    Fuck dad, I have a thief in my neighborhood.com
  14. #34
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mashlehash They wake me the fuck up and it's like really, yes we can hang out. I was under the influence of my benzodiazepine for example and it's like, "want to go to the beach"? Sure. And my god damn eyes open up like K. my dear

    Benzos actually explain a lot. Maybe you're just constantly barred out of your mind.
  15. #35
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Meikai Benzos actually explain a lot. Maybe you're just constantly barred out of your mind.

    That's what I mean. What do you mean I might be walking around on my benzos everyday?
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