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  1. #21
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Good luck finding sugar and yeast after the apocalypse…besides vaginal yeast that is.

    Sugars and yeast are everywhere if you know where to look.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Pete Green Feed a Person one day by giving them fish
    Feed them a lifetime by teaching them to eat people

    Fixed.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One million starving Irish can't be wrong.

    Imagine starving to death from lack of potatoes when potatoes are not even native to your country...dumb fucking Irish
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sugars and yeast are everywhere if you know where to look.

    You think 99% of modern America knows where to look??? most of them can't find them in the fucking grocery store if the store moves which aisle they are in
  5. #25
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    He said to them, "Come after me, and I will make you fishers for men."

    Sounds Jesus may have been gay, I'm Judy sayin'
  6. #26
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Good luck finding potatoes after the apocalypse..and again you'll be hard pressed to find bags of sugar laying around too, and copper pots…You'll be lucky if you can find your balls when you wake up and someone hasn't already eaten them while you slept.

    LOL true. I'm not denying this part.
    but to get potatoes you just have to live near Idaho, Montana, North Dakota etc

    to get grapes you just have to live near San Francisco or Martha Vineyards.

    rye and wheat were never indigenous to North America but the Europeans brought it over and it's an invasive species so it grows everywhere. you can eat the rye or wheat seeds or make a unleavened bread as well. you don't have to have yeast to make bread. it's hard to eat (hard on the teeth) but you can make it. Nan bread is like white flour tortilla chips. not half bad.

    Salt can be made by boiling salt water and allow the salty shit to build up, on a pan then scratch it off and it's natural sea salt. not real salty but enough for flavoring.

    you can eat all kinds of fish you wouldn't normally eat. I hear Manta-Ray fins make great taco meat. then there is maze (corn) growing all over the fucking place. i mean you have to place plastic over the leaves to collect the pollen to then dust the corn silk before it grows. it doesn't do it very well naturally. but if you can hide a corn plant, you have corn and corn flour.

    Manta Rays are dicks. they'll steal your bait and take off. fuckers are smart as fuck. but no one ever eats them. they'll be plenty of them. but you might catch them. also clams, oysters etc. they're everywhere on the coasts. if you live in the midwest and not stupid lazy you won't just die. the forest offers something.
  7. #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You think 99% of modern America knows where to look??? most of them can't find them in the fucking grocery store if the store moves which aisle they are in

    I don't care about what others don't know
  8. #28
    So you heard it here folks..when poo hits the spinning wheel, head to speedy's place for all your alcohol, yeast, tater and sugar needs.
  9. #29
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So you heard it here folks..when poo hits the spinning wheel, head to speedy's place for all your alcohol, yeast, tater and sugar needs.

    Try it, see how that plays out.
  10. #30
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Or just store it now.

    I went in y2k and people were laughing at my cart and i said "Hey, even if y2k doesn't happen, it's Earthquake Country" and that was that.

    buy like you're preparing for hurricane, tornado, earthquake, floods, end of the world.
    How long does sugar last if you vacu-seal it in dry cool room? how about flour? is it better to vacu-seal it or just paper bag? how long can can foods last past the expiration date before you die from food poisoning

    get these answers first then prepare now. i mean it's not going to last forever so you better have seeds and whatever on hand. water steralizing. just make your own enhancement and boil water, then run it over sand and charcoal. I think charcoal goes on the bottom and sand on top. you pack charcoal down in a tupperwear with tiny holes punches at the bottom and sand on top. can be used.

    just burn wood and char it but not to ashes and shave it for charcoal or get charcoal with no fuel added. mash it down to powder. any sandy soil on top. or buy 3 britta enhancement containers and pour 1-2-3 for the purest drinkable water. best to boil first.


    you can boil piss and collect the condensation from it and enhancement that too. but any swamp water is treatable.
  11. #31
    They'll be plenty of people to eat...I'm a leg man myself.
  12. #32
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Most ghetto hood-rats will die off first. they'll try and steal their way around but get blasted eventually or just starv off. the second to go are people on the grid who stored food but don't know how to live off the land. didn't take courses in what's safe to eat in the forest vs what isn't. especially mushrooms or plants, berries, etc

    but they might live 6 months to a year or two.

    but everyone who is left will dwindle the population down to maybe 3-7% depending on location. maybe even higher in some countries like say in Asia or people in Eastern Russia who live off the land anyways.

    people in Alaska might survive. but it will be tough as fuck since they're used to getting supplies and trading shit.

    people on islands and that group of tribal people in South America or islands near India will continue on. back to primitive people. Nature will grow over everything in every major city and earth-to-structure will cause any building material to degrade 1000 times faster then if kept away and maintained.

    100 years goes by and everything is just massive plant growth. lush forest. in areas like a big city where the braking down of material brought in from various places on earth will grow plants very lush as fertilizer.

    the world will become much lusher than it was before major cities were built in the first place. you'll have walls of ivy plants growing 1000 feet tall up the sides of skyscrapers. this will create a wonderful bio-dome of nature.

    everything will start over, rinse and repeat.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Pete Green the world will become much lusher than it was before

    Bradders will be the biggest lush of all.
  14. #34
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They'll be plenty of people to eat…I'm a leg man myself.

    Soldiers starving during the winter months in Ukraine apparently were doing this. it's fucking hard to believe what will drive people to cannibalism but people will do so.
  15. #35
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bradders will be the biggest lush of all.

    what is that
  16. #36
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green what is that

    a winner, you ugly double chin pedophile.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They'll be plenty of people to eat…I'm a leg man myself.

    The blubber makes natural fat for the frying pan.
  18. #38
    Bradley Black Hole
    I only drank 5 beers today but i might get another 4 pack cuz it's wednesday.
  19. #39
    Looks like Hunter and his crooked Dad are toast...


  20. #40
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Comparable with present society dumbo…

    It would be a new society…LeRn 2 uNderStaNd context.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Society will not be rebuilt after a



    failing native language
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