Friends Letting a Friend Die and Laughing

1. 2023-07-19 at 5 PM UTC

   #41
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson jet·ty
   noun
   noun: jetty; plural noun: jetties
   
   a landing stage or small pier at which boats can dock or be moored.
   "Ben jumped ashore and tied the rowboat up to the small wooden jetty"

   
   So what about a sound?
2. 2023-07-19 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #42
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 So what about a sound?

   
   Farts in your general direction.
   
   How about that?
3. 2023-07-19 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #43
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Farts in your general direction.
   
   How about that?

   
   ....
4. 2023-07-19 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #44
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   If you're drowning and your friend throws you an anchor, that is NOT your real friend.
5. 2023-07-19 at 6 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   W ⚓️
6. 2023-07-19 at 6:17 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   idk i was a really stoned preteen watching someone i didn't like drown in frozen water, i wasn't gonna become superman
7. 2023-07-19 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #47
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   A drowning person will cling to you with a vice-grip-like bear hug and take you down with them. They'll also try to stand on your head and shoulders.
8. 2023-07-19 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Pete Green African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker So not being a nazi or having a Jewish son I have no thoughts on your drooling.

   
   Or having a Jewish son or Nor Having a Jewish son. Are you saying he's not Jewish or raised as one because if his Mother (At least in Ashkanazi) is Jewish then the child is by blood right.
   
   So you're encouraging him not to be a Jew because of your Anti-Semitic values?
9. 2023-07-19 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Pete Green African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A drowning person will cling to you with a vice-grip-like bear hug and take you down with them. They'll also try to stand on your head and shoulders.

   
   they used to say the best thing to do is to hit them and knock them out before grabbing them from the backside of them and putting them in a choke hold while paddling with one arm and pull them ashore that way.
   
   throwing someone a lifesaver when they're brain is scrambled eggs and yelling for them to grab hold of it is useless. usually when the coast guard sends someone in, they either have two guys jump in or the one guy will guy will have scuba gear and fall back into the water and then come up on the person from behind and put a choke hold on them until they calm giving them directions to wrap a harness around them to pull up into the helicopter
10. 2023-07-19 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #50
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Always carry a blackjack around specifically for people who are drowning.
    
11. 2023-07-19 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Always carry a blackjack around specifically for people who are drowning.

    
    Swim with lead in your pocket
    
    
12. 2023-07-19 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #52
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Always carry a blackjack around specifically for people who are drowning.
    

    
    That looks more like a strap on.
13. 2023-07-19 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Fill a sock with wet sand and then hit them with that then pull them ashore
14. 2023-07-19 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #54
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That looks more like a strap on.

    
    That's what the drowning people always say as I approach them.
15. 2023-07-19 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Pete Green African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's what the drowning people always say as I approach them.

    
    do you hit them with it to knock them out or tell them to grab hold. and which end
16. 2023-07-19 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Always carry a blackjack around specifically for people who are drowning.
    

    
    BTW that is not a blackjack
17. 2023-07-19 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #57
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Pete Green Fill a sock with wet sand and then hit them with that then pull them ashore

    
    I always fill my socks with cum.
18. 2023-07-19 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #58
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Pete Green do you hit them with it to knock them out or tell them to grab hold. and which end

    
    I knock them out like a baby seal immediately and without hesitation.
19. 2023-07-19 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    
20. 2023-07-19 at 9:11 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Pete Green African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I knock them out like a baby seal immediately and without hesitation.

    
    then paddle back to shore without saving them? you're one sick twisted fuck