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San Clemente, Cali? Whats it like living there
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2023-07-16 at 9:32 PM UTC3.72 aint shit because I expect myself to not make mistakes like getting a 1 C+ & 5 A ratio :P
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2023-07-16 at 9:37 PM UTCyou're shooting for CPA?
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2023-07-16 at 9:55 PM UTCWell folks two very bizarre things have just come to my attention
Someone wrote a check to the college on my behalf for the 880$ I need to pay to get back into school, but they did it in such a manner where it says money order from me like in my name to the college, but I never gave them any money yet, I just put the 440 for this month into a savings account separate from my debit card, I don't even have personal checks. I don't know how to figure out who sent them the money, but I no longer have holds. I'm tearing up bro this is different.
And they held against me dropping out last semester, said I can retake the classes that are a Withdrawal/W/0.00 on my GPA (I didn't know they did that but some googling has shown me they do until you take it again then you can replace that withdrawal grade with whatever you get)
So my GPA is now 3.1 since I had a semester of just 0.0 but that'll be replaced, i really shouldn't have run off to arizona and dropped off the face of the earth and out of college last semester
You ugly ass piece of shit, I'll take a picture of the flag for you too, the flag I"m more proud of than a 3.1 I am better than that. -
2023-07-16 at 9:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by Pete Green you're shooting for CPA?
Yeah bro it's like 2 math books and 1 book on law, you memorize it and spit it back for the bar, it's super easy from what i've seen (old exams every year, plus i wanted to see difference between florida and wisconsin, it's the same shit pretty much just couple different percents on taxation income and what is considered taxable income, etc)
my current 3.1 :( :( :( -
2023-07-16 at 10:06 PM UTCHere's back before I decided to become manic and flee 2,300 miles out of the blue.
Miami in general is kinda ghetto, like writing down your name, gpa, and the date, on a flag in sharpie at the office of student life, but it did come with a backpack, water bottle, this reusable straw I used as a telescopic crack pipe w/ nice case and clip on tube to house it, i think i got an umbrella or some shit too, anyway if you get 3.0+ you're on honor roll for having a higher than B average. If you get higher than a 3.0 you can go get all these bullshit every semester at their "Welcome Back Sharkfest" I dropped out four days later, smokin crack, and fighting people, and fuckin hookers, and leaving the state while i'm super drunk.
I still have the cup I think too, one sec. Oh and tons of these goofy cheap ass pens that melt when you try to smoke drugs off tinfoil with them and die when you write with them for a couple days. -
2023-07-16 at 10:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Pete Green 3.72 "aint shit". if it were true you would be A- or B+ average, Bradley. of course they lowered the bell curve so much I wouldn't deny it's true.
Not to quote the famous debater of our community, vinny but you're moving the goal post.
I said I had a 3.72 at a local college, MDC, you said I didn't, I have uploaded my unofficial transcripts, I have the ghetto flag they gave me, and in a second I"ll show you me drinking malt liquor out of my Honor Roll coffee cup.
Now "oh they must have made it easier"
Try harder, you butthurt, uneducated fuck. 3.72 aint shit when I could be a STAR.
Plus academically i'm very smart, it's pretty much the only thing I've ever had going for me and is a fluke as my entire family isn't half as book smart as I am, no one in the community I grew up in was as smart as me, and it's kinda like I'mt not very attractive, I think about 4-7/10 depending on the day, not my profound kindness and not my lovely personality.
I'm kinda funny, I got a big dick, I am a genius and I might as well throw "White" in there. If we were to get rid of all that, I'm pretty much the same as you Wozny. -
2023-07-16 at 10:21 PM UTCI plan on double majoring, originally it was Accounting & BA, then more later I thought maybe it might be fun to learn computers, specifically related to PeachTree and their competitors accounting software.
Like pen and paper accounting is most similar to bowling, kinda difficult but once you get it down you got it figured out.
The peachtree software is kinda like bumper bowling, you really can't fuck up but it's kinda sloppily and shitty if the book keeper doesn't know "WHY" it does that, only that this is how you do it.
It's really hard to fuck it up and does the numbers for you at the column totals and can import closing numbers from one financial statement to the next on you're starting for carrying over like for quarterly reports or most importantly current tax position for the quarter. You probably know them as a statement of Gains and Loss or just G/L, it moves that shit right into the other forms for you very convenient.
Now they're coming out with new shit that's insync/to the moment accurate of current positions instead of using a LILO or a FIFO model of organization, it just tells you to the second.
Then I learned I am not that good with computer programming and not interested in learning a fresh field at 30 years old.
So now it's currently at Accounting, Finance (cuz it's easy) double majoring (because that's easy too), with the goal of getting my mba & passing the bar in the next three years.
THen I"mma get me a good ass job, explain how I was on disability for 7 years and wanted better for myself so I used the time to pursue a degree and reenter the work force so I could better serve the society I live in and not feel like I'm not worth anything, please hire me.
THen when they do I'mma fuck them out of as much money as I possibly can by creating extra expense accounts and rewiring all the money into Canadian Ratcoin, at which point I will pray to god I hit a million before these fags figure it out, then I'mma fall down at work or show up drunk for half a year straight and when they relieve me, tell Sudo to go pick up my cheese off da ratface i bank with and probably reapply for social security haha might buy a home too, my dream is to live on a houseboat and everytime I get irritated with myself, my neighbors, like everything, I just leave for awhile on my houseboat or leave entirely and continue working on my ledgers and accounting paperwork from a computer and one of those routers that work anywhere that got cell phone signal.
What's your five year plan? Grow larger and die? -
2023-07-16 at 10:28 PM UTCFound the cup, i always remember it being bigger.
Oh and for a week if you brought ur gay coffee cup for being a smart person you could walk up to the student coffee bar and for a week in the beginning you could get refills on all the coffee you wanted in your special cup lol, i ended up asking 4 different times for a new one cuz i lost mine and would give them to my friends so they could get it too. -
2023-07-16 at 10:30 PM UTCso yeah suck on this fat academical dick and when I call you a retard it's because you think 3.0 is something to be proud of and I find fault in myself at 3.72, you fat ugly uneducated fuck
