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Double best mate gave me his sausage last night.

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    The product of his slaughtering innocent deer a few weeks ago with a bow and arrow. I'll think of the poor animals sacrifice when I'm slobbering it's meat and juices down my neck and chin.



    The fat one on the left is Venison summer sausage which I've not had before...I forgot to ask him if that's cooked or uncooked...as the regular summer sausage is ready to eat out the package...Guess I'll text him and ask before I scoff it.
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    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    thhefucks a double mate
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    Originally posted by Infinityshockrates thhefucks a double mate

    double best mate...It's a manchester term for good friend...innit.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    The summer sausage is cooked.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Best thing you can do is if it's in like the dark purple wrapper is to hang it in your basement for 2-3 weeks, like hang it up from a nail in the ceiling of the basement, and it'll pick up in flavor as it ages.

    Source: I've eaten about 60-80 deer in my life.
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    Originally posted by Bradley Best thing you can do is if it's in like the dark purple wrapper is to hang it in your basement for 2-3 weeks, like hang it up from a nail in the ceiling of the basement, and it'll pick up in flavor as it ages.

    Source: I've eaten about 60-80 deer in my life.

    Isn't that done during the prepping of the meat? I know it's like a month and a half or more since he killed it and had it at the meat processors.
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    btw the middle one is marked "white tail"...I didn't show the label because it has his name on it...It's lighter in color...maybe from a different animal?

    ...I'm used to him giving me the brown sausage like the one on the right
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    Bradley Florida Man
    White tail and reddeer will be very different.
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    Originally posted by Infinityshockrates thhefucks a double mate

    the mate that you engage double fisting with.
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    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson double best mate…It's a manchester term for good friend…innit.

    I just had a conversation with someone the concept of best friend is kinda weird or calling your mom or gf your friend. ti's alll weird. Maybe I have autism
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the mate that you engage double fisting with.

    we call that a bro-job around these parts
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    Were you asleep??
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    Originally posted by Infinityshockrates we call that a bro-job around these parts

    how many bro jobs have you had
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    They sell venison burgers in Iceland now.

    I was going to get some buts it's too deer.
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    Originally posted by Infinityshockrates I just had a conversation with someone the concept of best friend is kinda weird or calling your mom or gf your friend. ti's alll weird. Maybe I have autism

    My philosophy is everyone is your best friend when they are giving you free sausage.
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    Double best mate confirmed the summer sausage is fully cooked but said it's nice warmed up on the BBQ.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    deer is fiyah
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Texas I believe has whitetail and mule deer. A Texas poster on another forum was always posting about making pork sausage, hogs are feral non game animals there and you can kill all you want.
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    Yeah he goes hog, deer and quail hunting mostly. 3 or 4 months ago he went on one of those helicopter hunts when you hang out the door and shoot wild hogs...it was $850 per person or something. He said him and his 3 companions got over 50 but didn't bring any back..wtf...I thought I was gonna have a years supply of wild bacon.
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Landowners there probably happy as fuck, hogs can cause a lot of damage. We have cross between Russian boars imported years ago by rich fucks to hunt and feral escaped hogs. They are treated as game animals but can be killed if destroying property and they are mean as fuck.
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