2023-07-13 at 1:23 AM UTC
Early on in their relationship, her husband got drunk and confused his balls for bowling balls, exposing himself at a bowling alley. She was able to look past this honest mistake, however, unfortunately, could not get over the destruction of a neighbor's mailbox in 2022.
https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-husband-kids-relationship-timeline-photos#january-2004-jayson-boebert-was-arrested-and-charged-with-public-indecency-and-lewd-exposure-after-exposing-his-penis-at-a-bowling-alley-2Time to shoot your shot fellas.
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2023-07-13 at 1:42 AM UTC
How do you feel about grandmas Poleket?
2023-07-13 at 1:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by frala
How do you feel about grandmas Poleket?
mommy milkies
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2023-07-13 at 3:23 AM UTC
I guess she's not a very dependable
2023-07-13 at 10:51 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by frala
How do you feel about grandmas Poleket?
granny's with 45 million dollas that look as good as she does make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
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2023-07-13 at 12:28 PM UTC
She's way too cringe for me. But I knew of this nurse/e-hoe on reddit that looked like her and got in trouble for walking around an airport with her cousin recording her flashing her buttplug.
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2023-07-13 at 12:31 PM UTC
If I ever went to that hospital I would have sued tf out of them and used videos of her pissing on the floor and sticking stuff up her ass in court.
That's why I say, it could be a lot worse than Candy smoking blunts and cramming tacos in her gullet.
2023-07-13 at 12:49 PM UTC
I'd slide it one and then move on.
2023-07-13 at 3:55 PM UTC
With that kind of money Polecat could upgrade to a two story doublewide and hire Rick a 24/7 nurse, but she will have to learn to keep Polecats fire burning during the winter.
Just messing with ya Polecat, your a good dude taking care of your friend.
2023-07-13 at 3:57 PM UTC
Poletit has always had a strict cutoff. He’s gotten soft in his old age.
2023-07-13 at 4:03 PM UTC
Us oldjes go either ornery asshole or real soft. I've became a softy over the last couple years.
2023-07-13 at 4:10 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Kristi Nome,
Bobert,
both make my willy grow
there was a woman down the road well past the cutoff that had me interested until I painted her house and got to know her.
she's a ditzy 50 something dead head, vegetarian kinda chubby but cool as fuk.
however while painting her house she showed signs that I knew were going to cause issues in any relationship with THE POLECAT.
So I stopped thinking about it
2023-07-17 at 7:05 PM UTC
You know you're getting old when you think about possible relationships issues rather than dat pussy riding your face.
