2017-05-25 at 11:59 AM UTC
Sometimes when I'm lonely I put my legs in my eyes
2017-05-25 at 12:03 PM UTC
Sometimes Brah, I feel like dying. Sometimes Brah, I feel like crying. Sometimes Brah, I wonder why I'm even trying. I wish a fountain of Pepsi could be my fountain sprang. Sometimes Brah, I wish I could just chill and do my own thing. In the end I am just a hat, just a hat, a hat.
2017-05-25 at 12:11 PM UTC
Triangle configuration of man
2017-05-25 at 12:17 PM UTC
Got a secret, can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save. Better lock it, in your pocket, taking this one to the grave. If i show you, then i know you won't tell what i've said. Because two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.
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2017-05-25 at 12:20 PM UTC
When I'm lonely I smoke meth and miss work
2017-05-25 at 12:53 PM UTC
Benefits of working at the cheese factory are you can do anything. Everything except be a good, hard worker and a good person, I tried that and it got me nowhere. The more of a scumbag you are and if you rat out co workers, fuck people over and only help yourself is how you climb the corporate ladder.
The cheese factory is the most fucked thing I have ever exposed myself too in my life. The rats know there is something wrong with me .
I really need to go in today but holy fuck... I am way too high.
My department has the highest turnover rate, everyone jokes about it being a revolving door. Everyone constantly misses work (I'm there more than anyone if you can believe that) my boss has given up all hope on us. We have all used up our sick days and had multiple write ups saying we can't but all month we still do it.
Management and HR have given up on us too.
Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-05-25T12:55:47.519368+00:00
2017-05-25 at 1:02 PM UTC
The CEO of our company is an Ayn Rand nut. My workplace is anarcho capitalist .
2017-05-25 at 11:48 PM UTC
That sounds kind of cool.
