2023-07-10 at 6:17 PM UTC
About to run a couple of quick errands before work 💖
2023-07-11 at 1:11 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
about to go see if I can drive anywhere,, the whole state flooded out yesterday,, go to tik tok and punch in vt flood 2023 and you can see the devastation, I gotta try and go get signs and cards for my painting / sheetrock work so I can cash in on the havoc created by GOD who must be mad 2/3rds of vtr's voted for the devil
2023-07-11 at 3:56 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
freelance proctologist, bane of the AMA
2023-07-11 at 3:57 PM UTC
"I'VE COVERED WHORES YOU KNOW!"
2023-07-12 at 1:15 PM UTC
Says 500 Pearl Street but the map took me to Worth Steet I can't find the building to register
NYC is confusing
2023-07-12 at 3:58 PM UTC
furthering my knowledge on pediatric and adolescent gynecology.
2023-07-12 at 4:16 PM UTC
Y'all know I've had a job for the last month as the manager of a small Pakistani corner store and I work from 10pm to 6am, five days a week except for when I bullshit it into 4 days. like I understand projecting out of your OWE MEAN USERS RAVISHED THE HAIRY ANUS fantasies but reality is, I do work and thats' why most of my posting has been between 1pm and 7am.
2023-07-12 at 4:20 PM UTC
My asian friend (gay, recent immigrant) breaks a lot of toilet seats by LOL climbing ontop of the toilet seat and then squatting, i'm like bruh u dont' need to do that, he said my means of sitting on a communal toilet are disgusting. I have heard him break two public toilets while doing this when like half way through his dump he tries to wipe and the seat goes sideways, i told him behind the toilet there are free paper things you can put over the dumper, he said he doesn't like that there are toilet seats, i told him not to use one, the second time he opted to not use the "dirty" seat and his chonkla went ankle deep in a dirty toilet I said bro this isn't Laos, you can use the paper condom on the toilet seat and shit from a sitting position, he said all the shit won't come out if he do it like that, i told him i'm 29 years into shitting on toilets and feel just fine.
2023-07-12 at 5:04 PM UTC
You need to nip that shit in the bud Bradley. Tell him this is not the 3rd world where you shit in a hole or plant rice with a water buffalo. He needs to get with the program or take his ass back to his shithole.
2023-07-12 at 5:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
My asian friend (gay, recent immigrant) breaks a lot of toilet seats by LOL climbing ontop of the toilet seat and then squatting, i'm like bruh u dont' need to do that, he said my means of sitting on a communal toilet are disgusting. I have heard him break two public toilets while doing this when like half way through his dump he tries to wipe and the seat goes sideways, i told him behind the toilet there are free paper things you can put over the dumper, he said he doesn't like that there are toilet seats, i told him not to use one, the second time he opted to not use the "dirty" seat and his chonkla went ankle deep in a dirty toilet I said bro this isn't Laos, you can use the paper condom on the toilet seat and shit from a sitting position, he said all the shit won't come out if he do it like that, i told him i'm 29 years into shitting on toilets and feel just fine.
tell him its ok to squat on the floor and shit.
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