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  1. #41
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley I've eaten cats, dog, rats, guinea pigs, pork blood, and that's just he fucked up shit i can remember. I try anything if someone else cooks it and takes the first bite.

    You've eaten that stuff in the states?
  2. #42
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Oh, yeah? Well, I have a pet lion!

    Mountain men use to eat mountain lions, said it tasted close to pork. Also injuns kept two kind of dogs, work dogs and dogs that laid around getting fat until a special occasion where they became a meal.
  3. #43
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by jerryb Mountain men use to eat mountain lions, said it tasted close to pork. Also injuns kept two kind of dogs, work dogs and dogs that laid around getting fat until a special occasion where they became a meal.

    what zero cattle does to a mf

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  4. #44
    Originally posted by jerryb Mountain men use to eat mountain lions, said it tasted close to pork. Also injuns kept two kind of dogs, work dogs and dogs that laid around getting fat until a special occasion where they became a meal.

    Alright, I'm getting a starved 20-foot-long pet crocodile then. Let's see him eat my pet then!
  5. #45
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Frala's future hubby on Zoklet 2013

  6. #46
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green Frala's future hubby on Zoklet 2013


    Wow Jan 2013. So I just realized something. Bookmark date. when I called and when I was told.

    also Doy Duh ... Hmmm Doyle, Wally?
  7. #47
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    2013 seems to be coming up a lot lately associated with an "era" oh DHdom... Of which I couldn't tell you as all the OG DH members got pressed off the forum by ellaria shitpussuy.kinda like what happened to totse

    Are kidiots just inevitable?
  8. #48
    Even Totse got brought down by 10-year-olds in the end.
  9. #49
    everyone needs to sit on a triangle and hunble theyselves
  10. #50
    Incessant African Astronaut
    This would be me. I almost got off the last plane I was on because I saw a fly buzzing around and land on the top of the wall next to me. And idk why I felt like “how did a fly get in here? Am I about to have deja vu and see this same fly land again and have a final destination moment…. But I just relaxed and told myself “it’s just a sky boat” and then I proceeded to carry around a ripped up peace of a sprouts bag that I felt was a talisman of protection because it came from my home and I wanted to get back to my home safely.

    Anxiety is a hell of a drug.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by That forum guy that helps you understand sarcasm everyone needs to sit on a triangle and hunble theyselves

    The guy with the rope would hoist you up and then drop you on the point, directly on your asshole.

  12. #52
    I already posted that one !

    tyhtaty does it im calling in a FREE TOTSE ARMY corpoatee space merc squad to gas us all



    spaceballs.gif
  13. #53
    Originally posted by That forum guy that helps you understand sarcasm I already posted that one !

    Alright. How about "Die_Saege" (sawing in two)??

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  14. #54
    Don't know why that guy at the bottom of the to-do pile is smiling. He really has nothing to smile about.
  15. #55
    Crashing this space station WITH NO SURVIVORS

    FULL SPEED AHEAD!

    As lanny stares into the abyss he ponders to himself in italian
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Pete Green Wow Jan 2013. So I just realized something. Bookmark date. when I called and when I was told.

    also Doy Duh … Hmmm Doyle, Wally?
    When I click you imgur pics to expand them , they don't load for me.
  17. #57


    People have this idea that America is a rich country, but look at the ragged clothes normal people have to wear.
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  18. #58
    Originally posted by That forum guy that helps you understand sarcasm
    As lanny stares into the abyss he ponders to himself in italian

    Mama Mia
  19. #59
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 When I click you imgur pics to expand them , they don't load for me.

    yuou need to erase the .jpg part.

    imgur gaY just dont click them adn dont upload there :)
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  20. #60
    Originally posted by That forum guy that helps you understand sarcasm yuou need to erase the .jpg part.

    imgur gaY just dont click them adn dont upload there :)

    Thank you for you're service.
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