2023-07-05 at 12:40 AM UTC
Or jump up into action and attack that man, while throwing a conniption fit?
2023-07-05 at 12:51 AM UTC
I would simply submit a pull
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2023-07-05 at 1:45 AM UTC
But I don't have a wife (warning: meta humor, very highbrow).
2023-07-05 at 2:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
She wouldn't have left you if you hadn't spent thousands of dollars having hookers piss on a bed in Moscow, you weirdo.
Would you feel hungry if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?
Besides which, she kept insisting on going into the bathroom and locking the door behind her, complaining constantly.
She gave a blowjob like a succubus, sucking like a vacuum cleaner, then spent a full half hour washing her mouth out in the bathroom.
What's up with that?
I was glad when she left.
You can piss anywhere you want bitch, I've blown my load, you just gtfo.
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2023-07-05 at 2:15 AM UTC
Anyway... if the situation has progressed that far, I've already deeply fucked up. I dunno how we get to "gun pointed at you" without me already having thrown a fit. Y'know? This situation is hopeless not just because of the threat itself, but because things have progressed to the point where the threat can even exist.
I'd play it by ear. Obviously if I thought I could get away with it I'd do summit. And if I thought I was getting shot either way, I'd probably intervene - won't give that fucker the satisfaction of tormenting me, so I'm not going to watch that shit go down beforehand only to meet the same fate as if I'd started wilin. If I couldn't get away with it, and thought there was any chance of my survival though... just grin and bear it, wifey. Sorry. Entirely selfish of me, but really: she was either going to be watching me die and then getting raped or just getting raped. Not becoming an additional source of trauma just to satisfy some societally imposed duty to protect.
2023-07-05 at 3:30 AM UTC
obviously wait til he put the gun down to do the rape. then just grab the shotgun and blow his head off. then fuck your wife.
2023-07-05 at 3:56 AM UTC
Well we all know you know you would fall all over the floor into submission, more than likely lick ur hand to transfer to ur butthole.
2023-07-05 at 4:55 AM UTC
It’s awkward how I feel … ur desperate. Take me to Church:)
2023-07-05 at 4:57 AM UTC
Ur boyfriend is the one who actually cares…
