2023-07-04 at 10:04 AM UTC
Alright alright alright, so what we're gonna discuss today is a very very controversial subject. Please understand my message of love and hate with an open heart. I digress;
So we finna go to DollarTree/DollarStore/Nigga the cheap ass store you got near you, and we gonna bring 10 dollars. Very important, don't buy one, buy like 9.
We finna buy bike locks, its gettin better and better, i often have an erection at this time. just saying.
We finna take these bike locks and we gonna go find nice cars, nice vehicles, nice shit, i mean if u see a really expensive bike, that'll work too. And we finna take this bike lock and we gonna lock it up, & shut it down
"LOCK IT UP & SHUT IT DOWN"
I have hooked building doors together, restaurants, tons of shit, I got a police car one time like my friend showed me a pic of where I got it around both open windows and locked that bitch up and shut it down.
Sometimes I just kneel down and put two of them on one side of they rims LOL
Now you gotta go back inside the store, if I do it on the passenger side they get up to like 25 MPH before they hear the HUgh HUGH HUGH HUGH against they tires, nigga fuck your rims, on god.
Sometimes I hook a cart to a door handle lol I love that shit.
I don't hang arounda nd watch, i'm not a little kid, I just lock it up, shut it down, if you smart you can even do it without gloves you just lock that shit up and shut it down, and pull the bag as hard as you can. This is the most important part
Take the keys to the lock, and throw them as far as you fucking can in any direction other than the way you're going LOL
So now they inside bitchin cuz they escalade got a cart chained to it, and I"m just laughin and laughin and shit. LOL
I locked so much shit up and I shut so much shit down
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BIKE LOCK MADNESS "DON'T BE A PUSSY" VOLUME 3
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2023-07-04 at 11:48 AM UTC
RIPtotse
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[my adversative decurved garbo]
this is what happens when people get welfare
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2023-07-04 at 12:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by RIPtotse
this is what happens when people get welfare
it is what it is
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2023-07-04 at 12:27 PM UTC
They have bike lockers here like a whole ass thing because crackheads can take apart any lock
Like this guy John Locke they said he could just bust any lock and he did frequently and took anything and everything. The man just ignored doors and was a drug addict so you can imagine how that ended
2023-07-04 at 12:29 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
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Originally posted by Infinityshockrates
They have bike lockers here like a whole ass thing because crackheads can take apart any lock
Like this guy John Locke they said he could just bust any lock and he did frequently and took anything and everything. The man just ignored doors and was a drug addict so you can imagine how that ended
in awesomeness I'm 99% sure as all drug addiction ends in
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2023-07-04 at 12:30 PM UTC
life is like a roll of toilet paper, it speeds up at the end
2023-07-04 at 10:51 PM UTC
Those would all get broken into within a few hours where I'm at . People will sit there hitting it with a rock lawl
2023-07-05 at 2:19 AM UTC
The purpose is only to inconvenience others, especially rich people, but I'm not against locking people inside of a restaurant and running away LOL U can't open it from the outside and if I hit the front and firedoors, ur kinda assed out until someone climbs out a window and gets a bolt cutter.
lol
idgaf sometimes when i need an extra long one I hook 3 together and use dat!~!~!~
I didnt update this thread but I have had a very busy day.
I found a lamborghini (Not sure the spelling, i'm poor), and I daisy chained these locks, I used like 12 on this project, I decided to go a lil bit overboard and spray painted them all black, LOL its gonna get so good
so I got under this fender part on the driver side and daisy chained (Not sure what the term is, but hooking circle locks to one another to make a big loop), so I hook the fender to this cheap ass toyota from the 90s. I hook the other fender, bro I'm feeling hte bike lock madness
So I hooked the lambo up to the front of the car behind it (We're in an alley), someone starts walking by, so I got 3 corners hitched to this lambo. two on the front, one on the back, and I just start dippin.
k,
Now I Have a monocular I use on missions such as this, so I go walk really far and go up this fire escape (I do this) and pick my preferential viewing position. I tell people don't wait around to see what up with it because they're too stupid to do it in cog negro. So I'm a quarter mile away or so, a lil less imo, and The toyota guy comes out first I'm thinking oh hell yeah
He gets in his whip, doesn't see the shit tethered to his back (god bless black spray paint) and tries to drive away, he rips the lambos front bumper and when he did i heard it from up on the building lol
he didn't pull it clean off just 1/2 off and then he stop
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2023-07-05 at 2:20 AM UTC
It culminated with the angry black guy in the back vehicle saying something arguing and not listening to them, he might have been a dark cuban as this was all in spanish, when he tried to pull out the other bumper was likewise ripped off as there's some rich motherfucker bitching at two poor people destroying his whip and trying to drive away on him cuz they aint got no lambo bumper money.
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2023-07-05 at 2:23 AM UTC
aldra
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lol, didn't check the back
2023-07-05 at 2:38 AM UTC
I wish I was able to take zoomed in pictures on a monocular so I could show you the greatness that is me. Not sure what happened, I dipped out as soon as it got super funny, but I went back there and all the parts/pieces were picked up and the debris was swept to the side of the road. This is a common practice of tow companies and professionals helping an auto (like road side assistance) they real good about cleaning up.
El Oh El. Happy 4th of july with your faggot ass neon green lamborghini that made u a victim with no bumpers
2023-07-05 at 2:40 AM UTC
folks u don't need to be as great as bradleyb u can get there with time and practice
start by putting 1 bike lock around some niggas tire like loop it in the rims a lil bit and GO!
If u wanna take a lil picture and send it to me, I will use it in my discography of the Art of Bike Lock Madness
Folks we start doing this every March when they do the March Madness basketball shit, and I stop right around February 29th. BIKE LOCK MADNESS DON"T BE A PUSSY TELL THEM I MADE YOU DO IT Season 3
2023-07-05 at 2:43 AM UTC
i should probably stop buying 10 bike locks at a time from the dollar store if I'm doing this shit a couple blocks away lol I'm retarded, I can't wait to go on Alibaba/Wish and get 100 of them for like 60 bucks LOL MIAMI FINNA BE FUCKED!!!
2023-07-05 at 4:56 AM UTC
my fucking favorite has to be the doubledoorlock, bro if u leave ur windows down in the 33132 I got somethin for u
Nigga 1x 1$ bock like on the right side, 1 double donk on the left, nigga I wire it through they door windows, and I don't do it once pussy, I wrap that bitch like twice so it's tight as fuck, window is 1 inch tall, HOW DO I DO IT? I DON"T KNOW
slip it through that cracked window and lock it up & U already know, u shut it down!~!~!~!~~!~!~
Hit both sides, LOL HOW you finna get in yo whip my nigga! u look like a thief with a bolt cutter, Hahaha I didn't even see no fireworks this year nigga i'm making my own!~!~!~
Folks, watching some rich ass nigga who left his windows cracked tryna get into his whip LOL 2 black locks holding them doors down, 1 nigga just hit the hatch back, SO NOW I LOCK THAT UP TOO!@~!~!~~
haha, i b lockin up rims, lockin up doors, lockin up a cop car!~!~!~! i did that, hooking lambos up to toyotas LOL I'm SO motherfucking funny!~!~!~
We Finna LOCK IT UP & We finna SHUT IT DOWN!~!~!~ DON"T BE A PUSSY- Season 3 "i am a role model"
2023-07-05 at 4:56 AM UTC
i probably spent about 40 dollars on bike locks in the last 2 days.
2023-07-05 at 5:03 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
do other people still do this or are you BRINGING IT BACK?
2023-07-06 at 5:58 AM UTC
Not sure. Don't be a witness if you wanna long life.
BRO I BE ENCOURAGING tHESE NIGGAS UGLY UGLY UGLY MY NIGGGA, we put this shit on everything.
I will end up ummmmmmm i can't think of the army term; ENLIST? I guess I'mma enlist every dumb nigga that does what I say
LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO.
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