Risir's Dead

2017-05-24 at 5:22 AM UTC

#1

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Can we assume this yet and start celebrating, or is it too soon?

2017-05-24 at 5:28 AM UTC

#2

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

I wonder if finding out he had Asperger's is what did him in...

2017-05-24 at 5:30 AM UTC

#3

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

How do you think he did it?

I bet drugs. He was too fat for rope, too scared to jump, and Germans don't have guns.

2017-05-24 at 5:46 AM UTC

#4

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I think he's too busy filling out the paperwork involved justifying his continued investigation efforts, that would explain all of his many years of unexplained vanishing and appearing out of nowhere as well as his interaction with the "mean streets" of a large metropolitan European city while maintaining a cover as a carpet salesmen and busting his local muslim brothers, peodphile rings and anyone involved in drugs.

Being an undercover interpol agent running several dirty side scams and abusing benzos, turning your back on drugs in favor for money, a pat on the head, a big house with fancy windows. People like him don't do well in relationships either, nobody wants to be around someone so vile.

Thats why they love their job, they live to fuck over anyone below them and they treat everbody like shit to look good in front of someone else. They are usually massively hated by all subordinates, co workers and even their superiors but they also have many allies that are just as big of scumbags as they are.

2017-05-24 at 12:14 PM UTC

#5

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Malice I wonder if finding out he had Asperger's is what did him in…

There is nothing Cleverbot hasn't insulted me with. bling rated me at 0 Autism. That means about as much to me as that test.

2017-05-24 at 12:21 PM UTC

#6

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR † There is nothing Cleverbot hasn't insulted me with. bling rated me at 0 Autism. That means about as much to me as that test.

Well, so much for that party.

2017-05-24 at 12:22 PM UTC

#7

RisiR † 29 Autism

Dargo, it's cute how two-faced you are. PMing me like a bitch and making this thread like a real bitch. So much bitch in you, mate.

As you may realize from the bright flare of light entering your dungeon when your mom opens the basement door to throw you a bag of microwavable food down the stairs, it is summer.

I will, as usual, not spend me entire summer posting here looking at Bill Krozbycock and berating it. Instead I will leave my house, live life to the fullest and love it. Bitchface faggot.

2017-05-24 at 12:24 PM UTC

#8

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Oh shut the fuck up and go kill yourself already.

Do something right for once in your life.

2017-05-24 at 12:29 PM UTC

#9

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

I bet summer is nice in the German mountains.

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2017-05-24 at 12:32 PM UTC

#10

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Dargo Oh shut the fuck up and go kill yourself already.

Do something right for once in your life.

Originally posted by Dargo Nigga, you better ain't have gone and done nothing stupid.

Why you so fake, boy.

2017-05-24 at 12:33 PM UTC

#11

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

RIP IN PEACE

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RisiR †

2017-05-24 at 12:34 PM UTC

#12

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Sophie I bet summer is nice in the German mountains.

Yea, it's pretty nice. The weather is amazing and I don't have much work to do. I have to get away from here and travel a bit, though.

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2017-05-24 at 12:36 PM UTC

#13

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR † Why you so fake, boy.

No, I genuinely want you dead.

2017-05-24 at 12:38 PM UTC

#14

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR † Yea, it's pretty nice. The weather is amazing and I don't have much work to do. I have to get away from here and travel a bit, though.

I'd say come with me but you'd probably say some racist shit and ruin my chances of picking up Taiwanese girls

2017-05-24 at 9:52 PM UTC

#15

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

I'mma trap you in a calamity and spend you at the Casino.

2017-05-24 at 10:21 PM UTC

#16

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

Originally posted by RisiR † As you may realize from the bright flare of light entering your dungeon when your mom opens the basement door to throw you a bag of microwavable food down the stairs, it is summer.

I will, as usual, not spend me entire summer posting here looking at Bill Krozbycock and berating it. Instead I will leave my house, live life to the fullest and love it. Bitchface faggot.

It isn't even summer yet, summer starts on June 20!

https://www.google.com/search?q=when+is+summer

You were off by almost a month. How embarrassing. (TBH I never bothered to memorize the period of the seasons. Being a hiki it really doesn't mean much to me, but I should. The data points to memorize are few enough that there isn't much of an excuse.)

2017-05-24 at 10:22 PM UTC

#17

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

i need to find the transcript to post of the last time some fucktard wearing a wire tried to get me to say something incriminating.

some funny shit.

2017-05-24 at 11:53 PM UTC

#18

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

RisiR! Nooooo!! Not RisiR!! Noooooo...

*weeps uncontrollably*

2017-05-28 at 5:21 AM UTC

#19

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by -SpectraL RisiR! Nooooo!! Not RisiR!! Noooooo…

*celebrates uncontrollably*

FTFY.

2017-05-28 at 4:09 PM UTC

#20

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Why do you fags keep making threads about each other thats what hotel rooms are for please keep your beta faggotry behind closed doors.

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