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  1. King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    word

  2. Kafka sweaty
    Not sure why I always get ill like this. My skin gets paler and I feel like curling up. Can being overwhelmed really cause that?
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Just want my bunny hat, cheeseburger and bed.
  4. King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka Not sure why I always get ill like this. My skin gets paler and I feel like curling up. Can being overwhelmed really cause that?

    travelers get the coof
    something get the rope etc
  5. Kafka sweaty
    I've been awake 26 hours and won't get back for another three hours.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Arrived in Ireland and it's raining miserably, I love it.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    It didn't really feel like a vacation tbh and I didn't expect to spend my last day stalking Sophie instead of going to the beach like a normal person. The truffles woke me up and I love Scooby Doo.
  8. I found a half peanut under my sofa cushions...I don't know how long it's been there, It's months since I had a tin of mixed nuts. It made me reflect on other things in my life that have fallen by the wayside, friends I no long talk to, cum socks once dear to my heart but long ago discarded. Must life always be about separation and loss?
  9. Kafka sweaty
    I wish I could take the truffles everyday because so little made a massive difference. I feel in a better place mentally.
  10. I wish I could take the Shiitake out of Kafka everyday because belittling her makes a massive difference to my ego and I feel in a better place mentally.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Pleased with myself for getting through the month-long heatwave without tanning.
  12. A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid Well folks?


    amen fist bump
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    Originally posted by aldra undertale is hard gay

    wait is that the skeleton from undertale or another one

    I guess I'm a skeleton racist

  14. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Like shitting my pants purely for the purpose of recreation.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    I want to sleep and for the day to be over because I'm starting to have emotions but I just snorted another line and feel like I haven't been productive enough today so I want to keep going.
  16. Pretty distraught (ETA: and outraged). I don't usually eat lunch but I was really hungry today so I got a footlong from Subway

    (Italian herb and cheese bread, chicken breast, pepperjack cheese, toasted, lettuce, tomato, green pepper, red onion, olives...mayo and siracha cream.

    $11.59

    What the fuck..last time I had subway it was $8.50 and that was only 5 or 6 months ago.
  17. A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    Originally posted by Kafka because I'm starting to have emotions

    lmrao ohno

    Originally posted by Kafka but I just snorted another line

    yeah emotional and an drugs now thats what I call a party. It ain't a party unless the girl is sitting in a trashed apartment crying and hitting a meth pipe as the sun goes down also theres no electrcicity and it's coold oooo o oo o oo how romantic row man dick

    the row man's dick

    lmrao

    girls that make trash angels are the hottest


    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pretty distraught (ETA: and outraged). I don't usually eat lunch but I was really hungry today so I got a footlong from Subway

    (Italian herb and cheese bread, chicken breast, pepperjack cheese, toasted, lettuce, tomato, green pepper, red onion, olives…mayo and siracha cream.

    $11.59

    What the fuck..last time I had subway it was $8.50 and that was only 5 or 6 months ago.

    oh boo hooo crimeneye a fucking river MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING, just do a line like ol ' kafkcunty's lil bitch and you won't be so tired hungry and cranky all day. Get it from the darrrrrrrrknet withthose bitcoins mailed to your work lmrao no way people are gonna oepn you mail there right???
  18. Originally posted by A oh boo hooo crimeneye a fucking river MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING, just do a line like ol ' kafkcunty's lil bitch and you won't be so tired hungry and cranky all day. Get it from the darrrrrrrrknet withthose bitcoins mailed to your work lmrao no way people are gonna oepn you mail there right???

    It's because of people like you it was $11.59...all the fucking "free" sandwiches they give out to the poor and retarded.
  19. Oh and to top it of the fucking screen said "How much do you want to tip? 15% 20% 25%.
  20. Mind you, I'd have given the subway girl the tip of my NOB!
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