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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    a wombat destroyed my grandfather's car and beat up his dog
  2. "Humans can receive puncture wounds from wombat claws, as well as bites. Startled wombats can also charge humans and bowl them over, with the attendant risks of broken bones from the fall. One naturalist, Harry Frauca, once received a bite 2 cm (0.8 in) deep into the flesh of his leg—through a rubber boot, trousers and thick woollen socks. A UK newspaper, The Independent, reported that on 6 April 2010, a 59-year-old man from rural Victoria state was mauled by a wombat (thought to have been angered by mange), causing a number of cuts and bite marks requiring hospital treatment. He resorted to killing it with an axe."
  3. King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll have you know aldra could just as well be attacked by a koala or wombat as he could be attacked by a Sydney Funnel Web Spider or a Textile Cone Snail.

    textile snail?
  4. Originally posted by King of Nonces textile snail?

    Unique to Australia/Africa. Very nasty sting.
  5. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Y'all are retarded. Except Candy and mmQ And aldra and a couple other I can't remember is cool.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Y'all are retarded. Except Candy and mmQ And aldra and a couple other I can't remember is cool.

    okay
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Idk what to do. If I go out I could get mugged or murdered then never make it home. But if I stay in and sleep I probably won't wake up, I know what I'm like.
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Humans can receive puncture wounds from wombat claws, as well as bites. Startled wombats can also charge humans and bowl them over, with the attendant risks of broken bones from the fall. One naturalist, Harry Frauca, once received a bite 2 cm (0.8 in) deep into the flesh of his leg—through a rubber boot, trousers and thick woollen socks. A UK newspaper, The Independent, reported that on 6 April 2010, a 59-year-old man from rural Victoria state was mauled by a wombat (thought to have been angered by mange), causing a number of cuts and bite marks requiring hospital treatment. He resorted to killing it with an axe."

    granddad hit a big one on the road at night, it was massive, car was written off, barely made it home. the wombat walked away.

    a few years ago there were people around town saying a big wombat attacked them, the guys saying it were drunks so nobody believed them. it turned up on my granddad's property and started chasing the dogs around, one of the dogs tried to bite it, the wombat charged it into a tree and the dog lost a few teeth and broke a leg.

    my uncle came out and cracked it in the head with a hammer, assumed it was dead, went to get a bag or something but it was gone when he got back
  9. The moral of the story: Never mess with a pissed off wombat.
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    The wildfires in Canada got it Smokey af outside
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Roseanne said 'the holocaust never happened... but it should have'


    LOL
  12. King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    MY EYESS
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    almost none of To Catch a Predator's cases even made it to court because the team couldn't or wouldn't provide enough evidence for a prosecutor to be able to make a case
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2023/06/27/pepsi-cola-ketchup-combo-mlb-parks-july-4/70361752007/



    no
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Last flight to where I'm going was cancelled.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    I think I was going to get that flight cr.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Another day that I don't want to go through with
  18. Kafka sweaty
    I keep imagining sounds, the same music but it's following me everywhere. It's like all the background noise turns into this one song and it sounds like club music.
  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    why do u guys fink sex sells so much you have to pay 600 dollars in lodz just to fuvk a stripper?
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra a wombat destroyed my grandfather's car and beat up his dog

    Shut up, retard.
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