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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Leave women out of it you never see them doing dumb shit like this. Why? Because testosterone causes risk-taking and daredevil behaviour. Every one of those men who went down there are to blame.
  2. Mostly I never see women do anything at all besides complain and cause drama.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Mostly I never see women do anything at all besides complain and cause drama.

    Because you're useless.
  4. Men are talking.
  5. https://oceangateexpeditions.com/our-team/

    ...page works as well as their sub
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    are thety okay i just woke up wut i misss
  7. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood are thety okay i just woke up wut i misss

    They sleep with the fishes
  8. Originally posted by aldra I think it's kind of funny that in this case the billionaire driver actually built the SUV and did it in the cheapest and most retarded way possible, and convinced people to pay $250k each to ride in it

    then when it went over the cliff it created a pretty spectacular explosion

    i see you're point.

    but to me its still just 5 dead rich guys.
  9. Originally posted by aldra no

    it looks like they screwed the mount directly into the carbon fibre hull

    i think those are screwable surfaces. hard to tell without looking at how everything else inside was mounted.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    What were the banging noises though?
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Would anyone want to die like they did? They say it was painless and there was no time to process it.
  12. 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by Kafka Would anyone want to die like they did? They say it was painless and there was no time to process it.

    they died of a broken heart
  13. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka What were the banging noises though?



    Originally posted by aldra
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    it was a trap,, they were all gonna vote for TRUMP
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka Would anyone want to die like they did? They say it was painless and there was no time to process it.

    It certainly joined my list, right next to the dynamite helmet and shotgun-based "auto-firing squad" chair. The issue is finding somewhere deep enough and building something that can withstand pressure long enough for me to be instantly vaporized by the implosion.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    My friend said no one will want to go down there since there's 5 ghosts at the scene now haunting the place because they weren't ready to die.

    I'm like you realize there was a shipwreck they were visiting where a thousand people+ died unexpectedly lol

    "Oh yeah"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    1517 + 5 ghosts at the murky depths
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Meikai It certainly joined my list, right next to the dynamite helmet and shotgun-based "auto-firing squad" chair. The issue is finding somewhere deep enough and building something that can withstand pressure long enough for me to be instantly vaporized by the implosion.

    I didn't know know a quick and painless death with no chance for introspection existed. I wouldn't want it though because I have a fear of deep water.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I didn't know know a quick and painless death with no chance for introspection existed. I wouldn't want it though because I have a fear of deep water.

    Same. I'm unafraid of fast rivers, lakes, etc, but when I can't see land and i can't see the bottom and the depth/fish finder (commercial fishing a couple times, I don't remember what it's called, charter boat? I Think) and it says something like 300+, I get really uncomfortable. Sometimes I ask if I can sit on a lifejacket "cuz my ass hurts" but really it's because I'm pussy once I realize there's a football field worth of distance between where I am now in a boat, the bottom of the sea, and miles to get to land.
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