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Tourist sub goes missing

  1. #61
    Kafka sweaty
    What will their bodies look like if fish, sunlight and oxygen doesn't get to them?
  2. #62
    Kafka sweaty
    Does anyone else think they deserved it because of their morbid curiosity and disrespect of the dead? Now they can experience how the people on Titanic felt.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Kafka What will their bodies look like if fish, sunlight and oxygen doesn't get to them?

    A piece of fruit you find in the back of your fridge 8 months after it went missing.
  4. #64
    Kafka sweaty
    In Belfast you can get Titanic hoodies and it's disgusting.
  5. #65
    Originally posted by Kafka What will their bodies look like if fish, sunlight and oxygen doesn't get to them?

    Without oxygen in the airtight container, they'll be perfectly preserved for thousands of years.
  6. #66
    They might have found out somebody forgot to gas up once they got to the bottom.
  7. #67
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They might have found out somebody forgot to gas up once they got to the bottom.

    Did you gas up?
    No, did you?
    Noooo...
  8. #68
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Without oxygen in the airtight container, they'll be perfectly preserved for thousands of years.

    Well there's still bacteria and crap in there that will scoff them. You'd have to have a lifeless vacuum for them to be preserved forever...even then they'd become desiccated like a mummy.
  9. #69
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka Does anyone else think they deserved it because of their morbid curiosity and disrespect of the dead? Now they can experience how the people on Titanic felt.

    I mean you name a vessel fucking TITANIC isn't that a well known nautical ocean bad luck? to name a ship after a ship that sunk

    Pretty sure everyone knows that you can curse yourself doing that so they must have just thought 'oh well were billionaire rich assholes so obviously curses can't apply to us "

    I bet they even went so far as to have a demonic evil christening where they smash ergot wine cursed by a satanic temple member on the bow and then sacrifice an infant to Moloch

    Also inb4 Russia
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  10. #70
    lol they ain't coming home

  11. #71
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood lol they ain't coming home


    Woulda ran out of air by now, eh?
  12. #72
    they are clearly reptiles that probably swam home lastnight
  13. #73
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well there's still bacteria and crap in there that will scoff them. You'd have to have a lifeless vacuum for them to be preserved forever…even then they'd become desiccated like a mummy.

    without power its going to be colder than your fridge inside the sub.

    they will be well preserved just like all you're dinnner.


  14. #74
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Woulda ran out of air by now, eh?

    Unless it’s a hoax and they’re all laughing and watching from wherever they went.
  15. #75
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny without power its going to be colder than your fridge inside the sub.

    they will be well preserved just like all you're dinnner.



    Like wooly mammoths.
  16. #76
    Originally posted by UNSUB Unless it’s a hoax and they’re all laughing and watching from wherever they went.

    At least they won't have to eat each other.
  17. #77
    CandyRein Black Hole
  18. #78
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    "I'll never forget that time I was a whore on a boat and killed a man"


    looking at the design of the submarine, these people are fucking idiots for getting on in the first place.

    wireless game controller for steering with no backup
    viewports rated at less than half the depth they meant to dive
    unladen it experiences 95% of the stresses it's designed to withstand, was never tested with 5 moving, breathing people in it
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  19. #79
    CandyRein Black Hole
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  20. #80
    It's all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out.
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