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  1. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka Don't diss a clockwork orange

    Bend over sir, it’s time for your prostate exam.
  2. Originally posted by Haxxor Bend over sir, it’s time for your prostate exam.

    *you are reading this post in a new zealand accent in your mind*

    don't talk to my potential sheep grooming victim like that! captain shave a hoe
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    I had a great day ..feels good just sitting and reflecting on it ❤️
  4. Kafka sweaty
    She's nearly 45 mins late I get serial killer pissed if people are five mins late. I'm gonna leave in 5 mins on the dot and don't care if I see her walking this way
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Hovelhaaz
  6. Kafka sweaty
    I'm beyond rn

  7. That's a guy's hand.
  8. Originally posted by Kafka I'm beyond rn

    Post pics of you two licking the sand out of each other's vaginas.
  9. King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Post pics of you two licking the sand out of each other's vaginas.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rotten Rodney

    is that 30mg of MINIONS ANAL
  11. Minivan
    Fuel


    maybe
  12. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Originally posted by Kafka Don't diss a clockwork orange

    its among the most overrated and underacted, underdirected film ive been unfortunate enough to have downloaded.

    illegally.

    i still want my bandwidth back.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    On second bottle of vodka
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its among the most overrated and underacted, underdirected film ive been unfortunate enough to have downloaded.

    illegally.

    i still want my bandwidth back.

    *hisses*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Originally posted by Kafka *hisses*

    *takes penis out*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its among the most overrated and underacted, underdirected film ive been unfortunate enough to have downloaded.

    illegally.

    i still want my bandwidth back.

    ive never seen it lol
    nor have I read the book

    it's just one of those things that never hit my radar, well I mean, i am aware of it's cultural something or other. Roshambo's comic I think was pretty cool, I think "the dims" are what they are called in Clockwork Orange

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the jobless fake mentally ill that "don't look disabled to me" like sploo and roshambo who have autismburger paranoid-skitzo-type-69 and need experience to get a job but need a job to get an experience

    we call these DIMS

    they essentially live the same as nuns. NONES they own none

    they just exist and suffer for spiceroy hits and beg on the streets for triangles which is like you being sad about pokemon and bored because the dims wander with nothing to do but wait for the next bag of scooby snax to come out and they play SPACE TRIANGLES to pass the time when they aren't dusthuffing

    you know whats cooler than a clockwork orange though?




  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's a guy's hand.

    idgaf if i look masculine as long as im beautiful, still get more bitches than any of you
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