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what if chris chan really is jesus

  1. #21
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …also if SHE was Jesus she'd be a CHRISTIAN…and again, that would not be in line with HER already changing her name from CHRISTIAN to CHRISTINE.

    Pretty sure both full names are used like an African warlord title "Creator of the HEavens and Skies etc.."

    Now including "Lord Messiah Savior Jesus
    CHristine Weston Chandler
    Sonichu The Goddess Blue Heart"

  2. #22
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad Pretty sure both full names are used like an African warlord title "Creator of the HEavens and Skies etc.."

    Jesus and Christine would not be happy with you comparing them to an African Warlord.
  3. #23
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …also if SHE was Jesus she'd be a CHRISTIAN…and again, that would not be in line with HER already changing her name from CHRISTIAN to CHRISTINE.

    You don't even know the half of it

    https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christopher%27s_name_change

    "At age ten, Christopher Weston Chandler changed his name to Christian Weston Chandler as a result of events in December 1992. His name was legally changed in late 1993 or early 1994. Given the significance Chris ascribes to his identity and his name, it's no wonder that he continues to consider this to be one of the most significant events of his life. "



    "I am GodBear Almighty; walk before me faithfully and be blameless. Then I will make my covenant between me and you and will greatly increase your numbers." Christopher fell facedown, and the Bear said to him, "As for me, this is my covenant with you: No longer will you be called Christopher; your name will be Christian, for you will be the father of many towns nations."

  4. #24
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
  5. #25
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad Idk, out of all possibility of all things, this isn't the most unlikely.

    Dimensional merge vibes yo


    This looks like the start of a great porno.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah and niggas call themselves niggas…but you go in the hood and try calling them niggas…

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