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what if chris chan really is jesus

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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    Idk, out of all possibility of all things, this isn't the most unlikely.

    Dimensional merge vibes yo

  2. #2
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    did he blow his load in his mom
  3. #3
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    Originally posted by STER0S did he blow his load in his mom

    just like the virgin mary
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    CwC is the meaning of the universe
  5. #5
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    Discord Q&A 9 is an outlier among the ones I've done, being answered over audio at Naught's insistence. This was because Chris needed to do an audio test for the then-upcoming interview with The Create Unknown, over Audacity and likely on his iPad. I initially relied on Naught to record Chris and deliver the audio file to me, but he somehow failed to record anything when he tried, leaving me with nothing to work with. I had to ask Chris to re-record everything he had answered himself, and I was convinced that Chris would refuse out of frustration. But surprisingly, Chris was a good sport about the whole ordeal, re-recording everything and providing me a copy with fairly clean audio. On a personal note, I find it funny that Chris Chan, whose name is practically synonymous with incompetence, managed to successfully create the audio file himself while Naught utterly failed to do so. I gave the file to The WCT to upload to his YouTube channel for embedding on the wiki,and once I was finished transcribing it (a much longer ordeal than simply copy-pasting text that Chris had written), the page was live.




  6. #6
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
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    and jesus went and knew his mom,

    and let himself became known to her,
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Chris changed is Carl jung mk II.
  9. #9
    It's Christine OP...I thought you were one for supporting Plurals and shit.
  10. #10
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    This goes beyond any of that

    Chris Chan was a tranny years before it became 'mainstream'
    more proving the divinity of Christine "Christian" Weston Chandler aka CPU Blue Heart Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles.





    https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Transgender

    In the years before he formally identified as transgender, Chris had given some thought to sex reassignment surgeries. In 2007 he told Megan, “if I ever stoop down to changing my path [i.e., becoming a homo], I might as well would get a gender change operation.”

    Chris's thoughts on the procedure shifted over time. In his pre- and early-transgender state, his opinion was essentially that MTF transwomen should not undertake the surgery as it would not grant them functional female reproductive organs.[32] Later, as his gender identity changed, he became more open to the idea, but wanted to hold off until either Crystal was conceived or his sperm could be preserved.

    In other words, there were two obstacles in the way of Chris losing his duck. First, a sex change operation wouldn’t provide him with reproductive organs. Since, as a woman, he would not be able to give the birth to Crystal personally, he must first impregnate someone (he can’t adopt, because Crystal must come from "blood, tears, and semenal descent.")Second, his belief that his penis could still be useful for relationship purposes - wanting to be "open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian." In a May 2015 Facebook Q&A, regarding the operation, he was equivocal, and wrote, "I am exploring making the best of this body for Any Woman born with a vagina."

    During 2014, Chris stated that he was contemplating sexual reassignment surgery.
    “ I Hate Being Born A Male, and after I have my children, I am getting an Organ Sex Change Operation! ”
    Chris, hoping to impregnate someone who will give him a baby boy and a baby girl.

    He tried to fulfill the prophecy of Crystal's birth by using a sperm bank, however, the bank rejected him.

    It should also be noted that Chris doesn’t have a fucking clue how sex reassignment works. In June 2015 he posted an advertisement on Facebook: “I deserve to be a full woman with a full functioning vagina. A- blood type, if anyone wants to put up the money and trade.”[38] As with most things he wants, Chris prefers to sit on his fat lesbian ass and wait for "a Magical Transformation of my body from Male to completely Female."
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    Originally posted by Lavender Squad This goes beyond any of that



    What a turncoat.
  12. #12
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    how do you explain THIS?!

  13. #13
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad how do you explain THIS?!

    I explain it as a diversionary tactic away from the fact you failed to address Christine properly after being a long time proponent of supporting Plurals.

  14. #14
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    10 minutes in the video chris chan shows up

    this is truly ervidence of divinity

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I explain it as a diversionary tactic away from the fact you failed to address Christine properly after being a long time proponent of supporting Plurals.


    plurals has nothing to do with trannies, for one

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    Originally posted by Lavender Squad 10 minutes in the video chris chan shows up

    this is truly ervidence of divinity

    *IT'S CHRISTINE
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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *IT'S CHRISTINE

    "PROTIP:
    The CWCki has opted to use masculine pronouns to describe Chris, even post-transition, for the purpose of keeping consistent with records from before 2014 and not causing additional confusion for readers.

    Be aware that not all Christorians accept this approach, with some opting to describe Chris exclusively with feminine pronouns after Chris identified as a transwoman, and others compromising by using gender-neutral pronouns, or pronouns applicable to various points in Chris's life reflecting Chris's gender identity at the time.

    Chris's legal name is currently Christine, but the nickname Chris is gender-neutral and can abbreviate every full name Chris has identified by. Chris has accepted it as a nickname despite formerly objecting to it post-transition.
    In any case, Chris is legally registered as female and has taken hormones to transition, but has not undergone gender reassignment surgery, and most likely never will.
    “ He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all. ”
    -An anonymous University of Virginia student making an observation about Chris.
    "
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  17. #17
    "Chris's legal name is currently Christine, but the nickname Chris is gender-neutral "

    SHE'S made it clear SHE want's to be addressed as Christine and not Chris...you as a supporter of Plurals should know that...
  18. #18
    ...also if SHE was Jesus she'd be a CHRISTIAN...and again, that would not be in line with HER already changing her name from CHRISTIAN to CHRISTINE.
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    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad plurals has nothing to do with trannies, for one



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Chris's legal name is currently Christine, but the nickname Chris is gender-neutral "

    SHE'S made it clear SHE want's to be addressed as Christine and not Chris…you as a supporter of Plurals should know that…

    Even Chris Chan uses the name "Chris Chan" occasionally, it's like a title like BATMAN or WOMNDERWOMAN



    CPU Blue Heart is also acceptable ⚡️💙⚡️

    https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu

    "Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart⚡️💙⚡️
    @CPU_CWCSonichu
    I am Mrs. Christine W. Chandler Sonichu, Goddess of the Nations of Cwcville, Comma, and the Commodore Consoles, and the Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. She/Her"
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    Yeah and niggas call themselves niggas...but you go in the hood and try calling them niggas...
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