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  1. #61

    This is now a duck porn thread
  2. #62
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka

    those are some mighty penis-y penises. i was emotionally unprepared for this.
  3. #63
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    This is now a duck porn thread

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  4. #64
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    boy ladies imagine one of those fucking you up the ass
  5. #65
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i just bought motorstorm on ps3.
  6. #66
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra



    ftfy

    ducks have evil corkscrew penises that spiral in the opposite direction from the spiral of female ducks' corkscrew vaginas for maximum rapey-ness.
  7. #67
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I will miss Kafka if she leaves us, that's just how I feel

    That’s pretty obvious scron
  8. #68
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm on the fence about going to England to die or abroad to meet someone off FL. It's like they have bigger dicks over there so there's a nice choice. It's hard to know who could be a serial killer though…

    do you like to take them up the ass the big ones?
  9. #69
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Wariat do you like to take them up the ass the big ones?

    I’m sure he does
  10. #70
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    he or she?
  11. #71
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    kafka is a she.
  12. #72
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka

    Nice cocks (no homo).
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  13. #73
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    This is now a duck porn thread

    Added to my fap folder.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #74
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka I've never seen one shaped like the first one. Vibrators are shaped that way to reach the g spot.

    Looks like a (slight) upward curve. Penises come with various curvatures. There's also downward curves. Some are as straight as a stick. Some penises additionally curve to either the left or the right. It can also vary between relatives. For instance, my brother has a downward curve whereas I don't have a downward curve. Despite being a virgin myself, I gave him tips to optimize his sex life based on his curve (For him, that'd be positions where his partner is facing away from him, such as doggystyle). From what I gathered during my research as a certified cockologist, an upward curve is ideal as it hits the right spots. Your comment, as a woman, is quite valuable and further reinforces this belief: upward curves are ideal. That's enough penis talk for today. At least on NiS.
  15. #75
    Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    My penis looks like all of those combined and is way bigger with small twntecale nodes that shoot out the side with suckers that stick to the inside of your vagina with spiked barbs making it impossible (or deadly) to pull me out
  16. #76


    Everybody post tits.
  17. #77
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad My penis looks like all of those combined and is way bigger with small twntecale nodes that shoot out the side with suckers that stick to the inside of your vagina with spiked barbs making it impossible (or deadly) to pull me out

    Pics?
  18. #78
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Everybody post tits.

    Posting tits in an epic thread.

    https://preview.redd.it/0kfb4ondfk771.jpg?auto=webp&s=f59f66a745b55dcc91f433edb3430eaf306d9d75
  19. #79
    Migh Houston
    My penis is perfectly straight.
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