Originally posted by Lavender Squad
i found her sucking dicks for hits from a meth pipe , not even a loaded bowl just a hit off a half smoked bowl.
i told you fuys , I dusted her off and said "Don'T LET THEM HAVE THE LAST LAUGH KAFKA* and then snuck a needle in her arm and she spun around 3 times and immediately went to a graveyard to write poetry . SHe has not moved from that spot under the tree ever since, almost like a ghost is keeping her trapped there
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Kafka
Not for another month or two, I am still feeling wrathful. Depends on how it goes with this new person I've set my sights on.
better not be me,, I only want you if you dont want me
Originally posted by jerryb
One of those beauty treatments must have fell on the same day. She had to postpone until a later date, can't leave an ugly corpse.
Or maybe it was one of those days she couldn't get out of bed and needed about 10 energy drinks.
She probably figured out they don't have 4/20 in Ireland, it's 20/4 there.
Originally posted by jerryb
Yeah she will have to come to the US to die. Does Ireland use 12 or 24 hour time? I like 24 personally instead of the AM/PM crap.
Neither, they use potatoes.
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