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I just punched out my neighbor who accused me of starting a dumpster fire π that burned up his vehicle...
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2023-05-26 at 11:19 PM UTCFolks, now that son of a bitch is missing teeth as well as his whip...if only the latter for being so unagreeable.
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2023-05-26 at 11:22 PM UTCI'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.
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2023-05-26 at 11:33 PM UTC
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2023-05-27 at 12:01 AM UTCyou ra a real winner well hung a real winner
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2023-05-27 at 12:04 AM UTC
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2023-05-27 at 12:08 AM UTCYES SIR
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2023-05-27 at 12:14 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-05-27 at 12:37 AM UTCa bullshit if der ever was one
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2023-05-27 at 1:11 AM UTC
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2023-05-27 at 1:47 AM UTC
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2023-05-27 at 1:56 AM UTCnope I was out in the streets all day, just getting home and chilling now. I stole bread
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2023-05-27 at 1:59 AM UTC
I ate like three of these already. Just kept shoving them in my bag and walked out -
2023-05-27 at 2:06 AM UTCThatβs almost as gross as Matthew dry cereal diet
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2023-05-27 at 2:14 AM UTCI walk several km a day wearing steel toe boots going around my neighborhood, sometimes even running in them.
In running shoes i'm like a mexican crossing the border like speedy gonzeles I am gone. I don't like wearing sneakers because it feels like i'm cheating the way I just hover around like a ninja like I can jump into my own shadow and emerge from a dark corner in a single stride across the neighborhood like *WOOSH* *teleports behind you*
I'm like a ethereal spirit from a rift
milady
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Some niggers tried to do something similar to me while I was walking to work. They were hiding behind a fence and when I walked by one of them went "ooogaboogabooga" or some shit waving his hands.
And the other nigger was like "DID THAT STARTLE YOU WHITE BOY" they had a whole song and dance prepared and expected me to stop and look at them and be like "whooaaa man" and then they hold me down and take my shoes
But I was running late, listening to some fast paced music smoking a cig and I just smoked a bowl of meth so I was ZOOMING. By the time that nigger could finish trying to spook me I was 15 meters away.
I didn't even glance in their direction because I know you shouldn't lock eyes with a nigger.
They were astonished that I was voidwalking so quickly and I was too high to accept that they were real so one of them ran into the middle of the road and shouted
"YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY MADMAN!"
Which in Polish means Wariat. -
2023-05-27 at 2:36 AM UTCYou didn't do shit other than add another skidmark to your tightey whities
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2023-05-27 at 3:36 AM UTC
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2023-05-27 at 3:39 AM UTCπΉ
