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  1. Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    BRING IN BACK THE BOOM STICK EM BOOM STICK EM

  2. Kafka sweaty
    This is like some point horror shit. Jade just messaged me. Backstory: She was a mutual friend when I was a teenager, but she had a crush on me and later turned on me because I wouldn't kiss her during truth or dare and stood her up one time, she got a guy to throw a bottle of coke at me.

    Now she's talking to me on FB. Just out of the blue the other day being vague af. I dislike when people don't get to the point and assumed she was trying to mess with me, so I unfriended her. TODAY in Tesco I was looking for the shrimp so I asked someone, and it turned out to be her, she works there. She said sorry for the other day and idk what else bcus she was mumbling. I don't know if she's noticed I unfriended her or not. Now I just checked FB and she messaged me. What do you guys think is it a revenge plot?

  3. Kafka sweaty
    Like maybe she's unhappy with her life working in Tesco and wants to get revenge on all the people who wronged her from her teenage years.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I'm bringing a knife.
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Haxxor Try antifreeze and Gatorade to wash it down.

    Lol
  6. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Lucy Loless
  7. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Rotational wind speed expressed as a collinear vector.
  8. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Getting pinned under a sinking ship until I finally get crushed into the ocean floor.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    I can hear something like buzzing that's very far away or I'm imagining it. It's annoying.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Wondering why I only feel cold in Belfast and will be the only person shivering there if my DNA test said I'm from there.
  11. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    meh
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Come on in the diq
  13. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Coplanar statistical regressional analysis as it pertains to standard deviation.
  14. massa be done brandin' muh back n sheeiiiittt.

  15. Kafka sweaty
    So Jade and I are meeting at 5pm. Idk what to expect. If she stands me up I wouldn't mind, it'd just mean she's still salty about high school and is crazy. I'm not sure why she wants to meet up, if she's just lonely or still has a crush on me.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    She brought up me being nocturnal. Does anyone think she's trying to murder me?

  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Going Hibachi for lunch today 💝
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Johntaro Hibachi
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Originally posted by Kafka She brought up me being nocturnal. Does anyone think she's trying to murder me?


    She wants to drown you in the ocean
  20. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    John Drown
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