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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Jeff Buckleyed
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I'm on my way to the place, I'm late. She messaged me half 5 on the dot. If it's to change the time then ik she's trying to stand me up, I can't open it
  3. Kafka sweaty
    I just want to see if she's really that crazy to get revenge on me standing her up a decade later, and stupid because I will be making her Tesco career hell.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    She didn't stand me up
  5. Kafka sweaty
    We had a nice catch-up. She said she was talking with Richard the other day and he said I was a legend for throwing a can of Fanta at some guys who were bullying him one day. I have no memory of that.
  6. Kafka sweaty
  7. Kafka sweaty
    She said all my old friends still meet up every 6 months except for the evil one who was booted from the group. So I may get them back. It would be so weird if I did and I'm not sure if I want them back in my life but I have no friends atm so.
  8. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka She said all my old friends still meet up every 6 months except for the evil one who was booted from the group. So I may get them back. It would be so weird if I did and I'm not sure if I want them back in my life but I have no friends atm so.

    I wonder how long before you alienate them all and they end up hating you like everyone here?
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Guys she wants to meet up again TONIGHT.
  10. Originally posted by Kafka Guys she wants to meet up again TONIGHT.

    NOW she’s gonna kill you
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  11. Kafka sweaty
    I said I was busy but I think I would like to make a campfire at the beach at 2am and smoke weed with someone.
  12. She’ll wait til you let your guard down. Also are you sure you don’t wanna fuck her you seem kind of obsessed
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox She’ll wait til you let your guard down. Also are you sure you don’t wanna fuck her you seem kind of obsessed

    Lul. The irony cuz this is what she accused me of. Funny thing is I became so attached to her because I was trying to stop my crush on this hot Irish girl from TickTock. Never found Kafka attractive or flirted with her but clearly I was oOoObBbsSeSsseED.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fox She’ll wait til you let your guard down. Also are you sure you don’t wanna fuck her you seem kind of obsessed

    Yeah I'm sure. This is just all very strange and I don't know what her motives are. I mean it's been ten years.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    You got to know that that will never do
    You know I don't belong to you
    Its time you knew I'm not your baby
    I belong to me
    So don't call me baby
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Quiet quitting
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Damn.. I really am shaped like Nicki Minaj 💝
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  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Damn. I really am shaped like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    What brand of wheelchair Sudo rolls around in...
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    The hard boiled egg scron gave me
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