2023-05-18 at 3:04 PM UTC
What I want is a pro-EU, anti-immigration, pro-abortion party that can form a coalition with Labour and is non-divisive and can protect us from Britain's 1984 and the Republic's corruption.
2023-05-18 at 3:10 PM UTC
did you check with chat gpt what to want?
2023-05-18 at 3:19 PM UTC
Wondering what to eat today now I'm on a weight-loss journey, I don't think I have the will-power to just eat one sandwich.
2023-05-18 at 3:19 PM UTC
Seriously, if you have to ask you’re missing some chromosomes.
2023-05-18 at 3:21 PM UTC
Have another sandwich dear.
2023-05-18 at 4:13 PM UTC
Might go with a panini and avocado today.
2023-05-18 at 4:26 PM UTC
I just died I'm in Tesco and they moved the shrimp so I asked someone and it was Jade. They cr what we talked about, she said something like sorry for the other day. Idk if she noticed I unfriended her.
2023-05-18 at 5:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka
Might go with a panini and avocado today.
Try antifreeze and Gatorade to wash it down.
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2023-05-18 at 8:10 PM UTC
just fucked a nigger, feeling good!
2023-05-18 at 8:51 PM UTC
The trick to health and longevity is to put as little food in your body as possible. All the food available today is chock full of toxic poisons, so the less you consume, the better off you will be. Skip breakfast, skip lunch, have a small snack at around 3pm, like a sandwich, then make supper your one large meal. If you do that, you'll live to over 100 (unless you get hit by a car, drown or get electrocuted).
2023-05-18 at 10:11 PM UTC
The maintenance man that just left my house looks like an adult version of one of my childhood crushes from the movie “Welcome to the Dollhouse”
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