how many times a day you brush your teeth?

1. 2017-05-21 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i brush mine in the morning and at night before bed and sometimes like in the middle of the day too. i used to only brush in the morning but i got in the habit of brushing at night too and now i feel like a dirty fuck if i don't brush before bed
2. 2017-05-21 at 4:56 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   0 kill yourself
3. 2017-05-21 at 4:56 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Once
4. 2017-05-21 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #4
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut
   never. brushing your teeth has a negative impact on your dental health. which is obviously why dentists recommend it. your teeth and mouth naturally develop a symbiotic microbiome that prevents decay and maintains a natural PH. brushing fucks ALL of that up. just don't. there's no point. however, don't leave pieces of food stuck in your teeth. flossing is good for you.
5. 2017-05-21 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   30 minutes after every meal like it is my religion
6. 2017-05-21 at 5:29 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Once. Never had any dental problems.
7. 2017-05-21 at 6:45 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I do it twice a day, but when I worked nights sometimes I'd only do it once, I had braces as a kid so I have nice teeth so far, my parents both have kind of jacked up teeth with I'm sure may happen to me eventually.
   
   I used to smoke a lot of meth a few summers ago but I cut that out and don't really do any drugs anymore, but last summer this girl down the street gave me mushrooms and I hadn't done anything in a while and I started tripping hard and its a nervous habit for me to grind my teeth when I'm feeling edgy and I chipped my from tooth lol
   
   
8. 2017-05-21 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #8
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by greenplastic i brush mine in the morning and at night before bed and sometimes like in the middle of the day too. i used to only brush in the morning but i got in the habit of brushing at night too and now i feel like a dirty fuck if i don't brush before bed

   
   Do you floss? Last summer while on some addies i actually played dentist with this girl that claimed to always brush her teeth, i flossed her teeth and her gums were bleeding because she's a liar liar pants on fire.
9. 2017-05-21 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Do you floss? Last summer while on some addies i actually played dentist with this girl that claimed to always brush her teeth, i flossed her teeth and her gums were bleeding because she's a liar liar pants on fire.

   
   i floss on and off
   
   i used to have braces too when i was a kid but then my teeth got fucked up again and i told my parents i didnt want braces because by that point i was like 16 and just wanted to do drugs and didnt want braces interfering with that shit in any way
10. 2017-05-21 at 3:44 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    whenever I smoke enough meth to make that gunky flem shit in my throat (I smoke A LOT OF METH)
    
    I figure thatts just the meth resin forming in my throat, highly acidic so I use caustic to wash it out, sodium carbonate. ouch.,
11. 2017-05-21 at 4:11 PM UTC

    #11
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Flossing is infinitely more important than brushing.
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12. 2017-05-21 at 4:11 PM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh and I brush once a day in the morning.
13. 2017-05-21 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I pretty much try to clean shit off my teeth every time I eat chips or anything with lots of particles like bread, I can't ignore all that food, my teeth are fucked so food gets stuck in them easy, its pretty gay.
    
    I would probably have less trouble if someone of them just started falling out honestly.
14. 2017-05-21 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #14
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    0.0008
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15. 2017-05-21 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #15
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by greenplastic i floss on and off
    
    i used to have braces too when i was a kid but then my teeth got fucked up again and i told my parents i didnt want braces because by that point i was like 16 and just wanted to do drugs and didnt want braces interfering with that shit in any way

    
    yeah braces suck. I have a permanent retainer on the top row of my teeth for the last 15 years, on the bottom row it broke off, I got it fixed then it broke off again and I was like fuck it, my bottom row is getting a little croocked but whatever.
16. 2017-05-21 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #16
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    ftp
17. 2017-05-21 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #17
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by bling bling ftp

    
    bling bling show your ugly brit teeth
18. 2017-05-21 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I just did again after dimmer probably will again before" bed" (smoking meth so I'm not sleeping tonight lol)
19. 2017-05-21 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #19
    

    bling bling Dark Matter

    Originally posted by bling bling 0.0008

20. 2019-04-24 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #20
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Brushing your teeth is for fools!