2023-05-12 at 12:33 AM UTC
Fornicating with a melanin- rich specimen
2023-05-12 at 3:54 AM UTC
Sending this hilarious reel to everyone I know
2023-05-12 at 11:02 AM UTC
got back from th bar. Did karaoke at random bars n made friends. One dude was one of the lead animators for tony hawk pro skater 2, n his friend was some weird cowboy/actor who was a BMX guy. Their friemd was a big fat merd who played tje fat loser who drove the bitch van on sons of anarchy n i was like thats cool how do i sign up to be a big meaty pussy character in TV shows n he was like bro we’re too fat for conventional roles tall fat guy roles are one in a million. N i was like that kinda blows n his friend was like i got cocaine and like 6 lb of weed wanna come getlit on my boat? n i said i dont do coke or smoke weed anymore but if u throw in a bottle of whiskey n let me be captain im in. Turns out sailboats are incredibly difficult to manage in zero wind at 2 am with no visibility. I probably shouldnt have pushed the issue but thats just how iroll. Anyway they did blow n i asked if i could fire the flare gun n he was like nah the coast guard will come out here n i was like we can outrun them hatharjar bc sailboat. Idk the dude in the hat might be gay but everyone liked my singing n hat guy might give me the key tohis boat so i can run the engine once every 2 weeks or so while he goes back to colorado.
Honestly i wish i had better dtories it usually just ends up with hrown men telling me their childhood trauma while someone racks lines. im like fatter slightly less gay dr phil
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2023-05-12 at 12:07 PM UTC
All the people who made THPS are rich and living well, that Mick West guy is cool as fuck
2023-05-12 at 1:30 PM UTC
*smirking while camera zooms slowly into my pupil as gangsters paradise instrumentals play*
2023-05-12 at 1:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
*the camera pans out slowly and we see everything has become sepia toned*
*tara can be seen running wildly away from something awful*
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2023-05-12 at 2:04 PM UTC
I’m one of the few people in the world who’s never saw that movie…
No clue what’s happening there.. I don’t think my guys seen it either lol
2023-05-12 at 2:13 PM UTC
Deciding what to wear for casual Friday 💝
2023-05-12 at 2:17 PM UTC
I’ve seen clips basically the black dude is
Now I say it out loud it’s actually pretty convoluted
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2023-05-12 at 2:19 PM UTC
Okay ..the Kanye memes during the time actually makes some sense now
2023-05-12 at 2:31 PM UTC
Making the mad even madder 💝
