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  1. #61
    Ebele Obasanjo Yung Blood
    Na true talk. Ms. Kafka don retain my services, and I go dey work on dis case to find your missing friend. Dem last see am for boat for small village wey dem call Giethoorn, with one woman wey dem no sabi who she be (she fit be person wey dem jilt, she come return boat alone) and nobody don see or hear from am since that time.

    (I sabi work well well for legal field and e don make me sabi bounty hunting and private detective work. I go make sure say I bring results for this community and give una the closure wey una dey find.)
  2. #62
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra I had nothing to do with your mother drinking heavily during pregnancy

    You know he once told me he couldn't give me his Github because it would compromise his main hacker handle. He may not have even been a part of GreySec when he'd posted it but now his little friends from there can put pieces of the jigsaw puzzle together and if he isn't in jail already he may very well end up there because of your stupidity.
  3. #63
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka You know he once told me he couldn't give me his Github because it would compromise his main hacker handle. He may not have even been a part of GreySec when he'd posted it but now his little friends from there can put pieces of the jigsaw puzzle together and if he isn't in jail already he may very well end up there because of your stupidity.

    This is a deflection attempt to distract from the murder by THE BLACK WINDOW
  4. #64
    Kafka sweaty
    And you know Aldra maybe I wouldn't have done it if you hadn't told me that he messaged you gossiping about me.
  5. #65
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Ebele Obasanjo Na true talk. Ms. Kafka don retain my services, and I go dey work on dis case to find your missing friend. Dem last see am for boat for small village wey dem call Giethoorn, with one woman wey dem no sabi who she be (she fit be person wey dem jilt, she come return boat alone) and nobody don see or hear from am since that time.

    (I sabi work well well for legal field and e don make me sabi bounty hunting and private detective work. I go make sure say I bring results for this community and give una the closure wey una dey find.)

    If I'm reading this correctly he was last seen in some village and disappeared during a boating trip with a mysterious woman and... that really do kinda sound like the work of THE BLACK WINDOW.

    Also talk like a normal person wtf is wrong with you. I know you can, so are you just doing this to be a dick or what?
  6. #66
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Ebele Obasanjo Na true talk. Ms. Kafka don retain my services, and I go dey work on dis case to find your missing friend. Dem last see am for boat for small village wey dem call Giethoorn, with one woman wey dem no sabi who she be (she fit be person wey dem jilt, she come return boat alone) and nobody don see or hear from am since that time.

    (I sabi work well well for legal field and e don make me sabi bounty hunting and private detective work. I go make sure say I bring results for this community and give una the closure wey una dey find.)

    Was the woman by any chance in a window?
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  7. #67
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    A Black window?
  8. #68
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka You know he once told me he couldn't give me his Github because it would compromise his main hacker handle. He may not have even been a part of GreySec when he'd posted it but now his little friends from there can put pieces of the jigsaw puzzle together and if he isn't in jail already he may very well end up there because of your stupidity.

    I told you I wasn't going to give you his PMs and pointed you to a thread where he posted it openly



    Originally posted by Kafka And you know Aldra maybe I wouldn't have done it if you hadn't told me that he messaged you gossiping about me.

    I don't care what you do
  9. #69
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Even if there is a slim chance he's faking his death because of me, then I killed him, he can't post here and if he ever does I have something planned for that day which is partly enacted already. If he's alive I hope he's scared and knows that it's going to get worse every day.

    Quoted for trial evidence
  10. #70
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    this is detective
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  11. #71
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka To find Sophie. I don't trust anyone else to do this because his enemies would also want to track him down. If you have any information that would be helpful message me it privately, otherwise you'll never find him.

    Leave the poor man be you psychotic cunt. I hope he has you killed for stalking him.
  12. #72
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Dead
  13. #73
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I honestly can't recall a more autistic thread on this site in quite a while, Love her or Hate her, Kafka makes great content
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  14. #74
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I honestly can't recall a more autistic thread on this site in quite a while, Love her or Hate her, Kafka makes great content

    Yeah her and Wariat pretty much filling in this place for now. Need some material from my nigga Bradley, he's always doing crazy stuff.
  15. #75
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Wariat A Black window?

    Wow is that Wariat sliding through with a pun?
  16. #76
    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Dead

    Det



    Originally posted by frala Wow is that Wariat sliding through with a pun?

    sliding like a window painted black
  17. #77
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord Det





    sliding like a window painted black

    🎢🎡 I see a window
    And I want it painted black 🎡🎢
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  18. #78
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Second best Stones song ever.
  19. #79
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    #1 is Sympathy
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  20. #80
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra #1 is Sympathy

    Exactly...
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