I've contacted a detective agency

1. 2023-05-02 at 10:17 AM UTC

   #21
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   everyone being so sensitive is stressing me out. why did you guys come here? do you go to stip clubs and start taking photos of the nude girls and "exposing" what theyre doing? no, that would be ridiculous because you expect to see girls stripping at a strip club. it almost feels like the goal is to show up somewhere and GET offended at everything
2. 2023-05-02 at 10:24 AM UTC

   #22
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   its like
   
   -show up and start getting in ur feelings about every little word thats said thats not 100% in support of you and your opinion
   -go around and say the nastiest most fucked up, disrespectful shit you can think of
   -claim others "can dish it out but cant take it" regardless of the exact opposite being true
   
   "hErEs WhY u HaVe No FrEnZ aNd DoNt FiT iN!!"
   
   i have no friends and dont fit in because anyone with anything interesting to say or do has been cut off from me. im not searching for more explanation and you'll never be able to change my opinion by artificially eliminating any dissent. especially when i know its being done. in fact censoring info on a certain side of something pretty much immediately throws a giant red flag that says that whatever is being censored is probably being censored because its the truth so it just makes it harder to believe the things i do see
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
3. 2023-05-02 at 10:26 AM UTC

   #23
   

   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
   Word on da streets is she hired the famed detective duo Sam and Max
   
   
4. 2023-05-02 at 10:27 AM UTC

   #24
   

   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
5. 2023-05-02 at 10:29 AM UTC

   #25
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   why the fuck would you post videos from the shitty remakes instead of the OG classics
   
   (because you're a fag)
6. 2023-05-02 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #26
   

   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by aldra why the fuck would you post videos from the shitty remakes instead of the OG classics

   
   thje answer to your question lies in your own question
7. 2023-05-02 at 10:31 AM UTC

   #27
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord Word on da streets is she hired the famed detective duo Sam and Max
   
   

   
   theres 0 chance i believe sam and max have any interest in finding sophie, even if it was monetary
8. 2023-05-02 at 10:32 AM UTC

   #28
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian its like
   
   -show up and start getting in ur feelings about every little word thats said thats not 100% in support of you and your opinion
   -go around and say the nastiest most fucked up, disrespectful shit you can think of
   -claim others "can dish it out but cant take it" regardless of the exact opposite being true
   
   "hErEs WhY u HaVe No FrEnZ aNd DoNt FiT iN!!"
   
   i have no friends and dont fit in because anyone with anything interesting to say or do has been cut off from me. im not searching for more explanation and you'll never be able to change my opinion by artificially eliminating any dissent. especially when i know its being done. in fact censoring info on a certain side of something pretty much immediately throws a giant red flag that says that whatever is being censored is probably being censored because its the truth so it just makes it harder to believe the things i do see

   
   don't talk to me ever again
   
   *sends PM*
9. 2023-05-02 at 10:35 AM UTC

   #29
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra don't talk to me ever again
   
   *sends PM*

   
   hey man im just trying to fit in. what is it they say, "when in rome." as long as were celebrating obvious contradictions i gotta get in on that from time to time
10. 2023-05-02 at 10:35 AM UTC

    #30
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    especially since nobody in the world ever has anything interesting to say anymore
11. 2023-05-02 at 10:36 AM UTC

    #31
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I can't bring myself to make long effort posts anymore
12. 2023-05-02 at 10:40 AM UTC

    #32
    

    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian especially since nobody in the world ever has anything interesting to say anymore

    
    (this is not interesting)
13. 2023-05-02 at 10:40 AM UTC

    #33
    

    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    
    
14. 2023-05-02 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #34
    

    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord In 1917, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Moscow underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Z-Team."

    
    Dang those guys have to be pushing at least 125 yo, must have found some super USSR life drugs.
15. 2023-05-02 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #35
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I can't bring myself to make long effort posts anymore

    
    are you even the real aldra
16. 2023-05-02 at 2:39 PM UTC

    #36
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    OP, when you and CandyRein gonna play Runescape with me?
17. 2023-05-02 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Dead
18. 2023-05-02 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    OP, how much are you willing to pay for some private dic services?
19. 2023-05-02 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #39
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka I want royalties if you use me as inspo for a mystery novel.

    
    I've already started a novella about you and you won't get a dime. Itll start like Wednesday until the end when the audience sees you're just a bulemic monster that wont get help.
    
    You're lucky I don't hate you anymore. Manifestation powers are stronger than I thought.
20. 2023-05-02 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #40
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Incessant I've already started a novella about you and you won't get a dime. Itll start like Wednesday until the end when the audience sees you're just a bulemic monster that wont get help.
    
    You're lucky I don't hate you anymore. Manifestation powers are stronger than I thought.

    
    Manifest your fat away. Also quoting this for trial evidence.