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2023-04-27 at 12:49 PM UTC

#141

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by D-Bonglord I assume all cashiers fall in love with me and i'm probably right

Yes, they can detect how pleasant you are as a person and so they become wet at the mere sight of you.

2023-04-27 at 1:13 PM UTC

#142

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I don't know what's going on but I haven't been able to watch a movie in full.

2023-04-27 at 1:14 PM UTC

#143

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I watched Shutter for 15 minutes two days ago.

2023-04-27 at 1:14 PM UTC

#144

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

And then yesterday I watched it for another 15 minutes.

2023-04-27 at 1:14 PM UTC

#145

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I'm determined to watch the rest of it in one go. I got like an hour left.

2023-04-27 at 2:11 PM UTC

#146

D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman

Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't know what's going on but I haven't been able to watch a movie in full.

smoke weeeeeeeed

2023-04-27 at 5:36 PM UTC

#147

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I swore off weed after it made me puke my brains out when I was a teenager underneath a bridge.

2023-04-27 at 5:53 PM UTC

#148

D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman

Maybe you just weren't smoking enough

It actually has anti nausea effects but with no tolerance I could see it causing someone to hurl

I've puked from weed before it sucks but just smoke more you'll be aight

2023-04-27 at 11:49 PM UTC

#149

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I was actually smoking a shit ton that day. On an empty stomach. I was with two other people and we played some weed game. Basically the first person takes a hit, has to hold in his breath until he names an animal and then the second person has to take two hits and has to hold his breath until he names an animal that starts with the last letter of the last animal. I was the third person. So first I took three hits, then six hits, then nine hits, then twelve hits. I don't know how far we got. I also lost sense of time. We cycled while we were high after I puked my brains out and then my friend who was also high asks me "How long do you think we cycled?" Then I said "I dunno, five minutes, maybe?" He starts laughing and says "Twenty minutes," and showed me the clock on his phone. I started laughing too.

2023-04-28 at 4:17 AM UTC

#150