Shitpost Central

1. 2023-04-27 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #141
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord I assume all cashiers fall in love with me and i'm probably right

   
   Yes, they can detect how pleasant you are as a person and so they become wet at the mere sight of you.
2. 2023-04-27 at 1:13 PM UTC

   #142
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I don't know what's going on but I haven't been able to watch a movie in full.
3. 2023-04-27 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #143
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I watched Shutter for 15 minutes two days ago.
4. 2023-04-27 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #144
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   And then yesterday I watched it for another 15 minutes.
5. 2023-04-27 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #145
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm determined to watch the rest of it in one go. I got like an hour left.
6. 2023-04-27 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #146
   

   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't know what's going on but I haven't been able to watch a movie in full.

   
   smoke weeeeeeeed
7. 2023-04-27 at 5:36 PM UTC

   #147
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I swore off weed after it made me puke my brains out when I was a teenager underneath a bridge.
8. 2023-04-27 at 5:53 PM UTC

   #148
   

   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
   Maybe you just weren't smoking enough
   
   It actually has anti nausea effects but with no tolerance I could see it causing someone to hurl
   
   
   
   I've puked from weed before it sucks but just smoke more you'll be aight
9. 2023-04-27 at 11:49 PM UTC

   #149
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I was actually smoking a shit ton that day. On an empty stomach. I was with two other people and we played some weed game. Basically the first person takes a hit, has to hold in his breath until he names an animal and then the second person has to take two hits and has to hold his breath until he names an animal that starts with the last letter of the last animal. I was the third person. So first I took three hits, then six hits, then nine hits, then twelve hits. I don't know how far we got. I also lost sense of time. We cycled while we were high after I puked my brains out and then my friend who was also high asks me "How long do you think we cycled?" Then I said "I dunno, five minutes, maybe?" He starts laughing and says "Twenty minutes," and showed me the clock on his phone. I started laughing too.
10. 2023-04-28 at 4:17 AM UTC

    #150
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    scrommitting
11. 2023-04-28 at 4:17 AM UTC

    #151
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    wallace and scromit
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
12. 2023-04-28 at 5:55 AM UTC

    #152
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Eh? EH? EhhhhhHH?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • A College Professor
13. 2023-04-28 at 7:08 AM UTC

    #153
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    WORD 2 da bruthaz
    
    
14. 2023-05-02 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #154
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Trap metal? That seems interesting.
15. 2023-05-02 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #155
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm gonna re-watch the first episode of Teen Wolf. Just gonna listen to a few more j-pop songs first.
16. 2023-05-14 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #156
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    12 days and zero shitposts. I need to step up.
17. 2023-05-14 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #157
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm on episode 7 of Teen Wolf.
18. 2023-05-14 at 11:57 AM UTC

    #158
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    https://youtu.be/Nhjxe_Nd9fE
19. 2023-05-16 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #159
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    What's a good scary movie that's enthralling and kinda not well known? I'd like to watch one soon.
20. 2023-05-16 at 8:31 PM UTC

    #160
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley What's a good scary movie that's enthralling and kinda not well known? I'd like to watch one soon.

    
    an inconvenient truth