I'm giving up on space, throwing in the towel. We OCEANMAN now

1. 2023-04-11 at 10:37 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Sweet African Astronaut
   Ngl Ocean man is good but it's become the trademark "doesn't listen to Ween" song.
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2. 2023-04-11 at 10:55 AM UTC

   #22
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   ween is the new grateful dead for people that drank capri sun while 9/11 happened
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3. 2023-04-11 at 12:58 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   An old friend of mine used to be in the navy and was stationed on one of those nuclear subs that's underwater for months at a time...he was also the "driver" and had a framed photo of his sub breaking the surface spectacularly while he was "driving" (whatever you call it) it.
   
   Kind of like this one I just googled
   
   
   
   Anyway...he was FUCKING NUTS and also left Ohio to come to Texas because his family was after him for fucking his 15yr old cousin.
   
   ...so yes, subs are scarier than you think because crazy people like Dan drive them.
4. 2023-04-11 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #24
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson An old friend of mine used to be in the navy and was stationed on one of those nuclear subs that's underwater for months at a time…he was also the "driver" and had a framed photo of his sub breaking the surface spectacularly while he was "driving" (whatever you call it) it.
   
   Kind of like this one I just googled
   
   
   
   Anyway…he was FUCKING NUTS and also left Ohio to come to Texas because his family was after him for fucking his 15yr old cousin.
   
   …so yes, subs are scarier than you think because crazy people like Dan drive them.

   
   That's called an emergency blow. Basically go down a few 100 feet and dump all the air tanks into the ballast tanks, I did it a few times.
   
   Driving a sub is a newbie job because it doesn't take long to qualify, all you do is look at gauges and compass and do what the diving office tells ya,
5. 2023-04-11 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #25
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by jerryb That's called an emergency blow.

6. 2023-04-11 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
   I want a sub
7. 2023-04-11 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Sweet Ngl Ocean man is good but it's become the trademark "doesn't listen to Ween" song.

   
   this is not wrong, i do not listen to ween
   
   

   Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix I want a sub

   
   babe im right here
8. 2023-04-11 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
   The first ween song I heard was "beverley hills"
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Meikai this is not wrong, i do not listen to ween
   
   
   
   babe im right here

   
   *climbs inside you*
   *sticks a nuclear reactyor up your ass*
   
   
9. 2023-04-26 at 8:08 PM UTC

   #29
   

   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
10. 2023-04-26 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #30
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Can I join you? You guys need a token brown guy anyway.
11. 2023-04-26 at 9:48 PM UTC

    #31
    

    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Can I join you? You guys need a token brown guy anyway.

    
    we're all blue under the sea
12. 2023-04-26 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #32
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord we're all blue under the sea

    
    I’ll probably come out a different color due to my skin color.
13. 2023-04-26 at 10:38 PM UTC

    #33
    

    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    We're all brass on the outside
    
    
14. 2023-04-26 at 11:31 PM UTC

    #34
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Hey I guess that’s sort of brown too.
15. 2023-04-26 at 11:44 PM UTC

    #35
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Candy and I are ten steps ahead of you. She's a mermaid and I'm a selkie.
16. 2023-04-26 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #36
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers I’ll probably come out a different color due to my skin color.

    
    You'd come out orange.
17. 2023-04-27 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #37
    

    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Incessant Candy and I are ten steps ahead of you. She's a mermaid and I'm a selkie.

    
    is the fish part on the top or bottom
18. 2023-04-27 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #38
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord is the fish part on the top or bottom

    
    For her the bottom. For me I shape shift into a seal so neither.
19. 2023-04-27 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #39
    

    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    BONK
    
    
20. 2023-04-27 at 12:30 PM UTC

    #40
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You'd come out orange.

    
    I'm okay with this.