Shitpost Central

1. 2023-04-25 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #101
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   I'm scared to even get tattoos or piercings because I'm severely mentally ill and would probably fuck up the aftercare.
2. 2023-04-25 at 10:54 PM UTC

   #102
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   A guy just died of infection after getting his jaw implants removed. He was warned, but went ahead anyways.
3. 2023-04-25 at 11:35 PM UTC

   #103
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   jaw implants?
   
   some kid died because he went full transformer and they tried to make a vagina out of his intestine
   
   he got poisoned by his own ass
4. 2023-04-25 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #104
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by D-Bonglord I think that was the kikes
   
   
   
   
   
   WTF THAT SOUNDS AMAZING PLS SEND

   
   I forgot to say it but my brother went to McDonald's to get it. I followed him there 'cause it's like a two-minute walk or so, it's not that far. Anyway, I started eating at home and it was just okay. Like it did taste like Maltesers but it's not something that makes you wanna buy it again anytime soon or whatever.
5. 2023-04-25 at 11:57 PM UTC

   #105
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai Like a game of baseball pitched perfectly, I have no balls. Dilating is scary. I might still get my shit inverted one day, but things can go really wrong with that and the end result with modern medical tech isn't super impressive. I dunno.

   
   Did you really get rid of your balls? Do you regret it or not? I read somewhere that people who transition often end up regretting it. I saw a 3D video of what happens when you get a MtF surgery and I was like "no fricking way!!" It looked absolutely awful the way they take out someone's dick like that. I guess that's called inverting? It was really weird. I don't think I could watch it if it wasn't in 3D but an actual video.
6. 2023-04-25 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #106
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai I'm scared to even get tattoos or piercings because I'm severely mentally ill and would probably fuck up the aftercare.

   
   I'm also mentally ill because I suffer from OCD. High five! (But wash your hands first)
7. 2023-04-25 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #107
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A guy just died of infection after getting his jaw implants removed. He was warned, but went ahead anyways.

   
   There's always a risk of infection when it comes to plastic surgery.
8. 2023-04-25 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #108
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra jaw implants?
   
   some kid died because he went full transformer and they tried to make a vagina out of his intestine
   
   he got poisoned by his own ass

   
   Yeah, jaw implants aren't that uncommon. Guys want to have what we call a good "lower third," the more bone mass, the more attractive you are. So they get implants to have that kind of look. Personally I'm not a fan of it, I never would get plastic surgery.
9. 2023-04-26 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #109
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Another spitpost.
10. 2023-04-26 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #110
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Errrrrr I mean shitpost.
11. 2023-04-26 at 12:30 AM UTC

    #111
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Silly me.
12. 2023-04-26 at 12:33 AM UTC

    #112
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra jaw implants?
    
    some kid died because he went full transformer and they tried to make a vagina out of his intestine
    
    he got poisoned by his own ass

    
    A person's own ass is their worst enemy.
13. 2023-04-26 at 12:35 AM UTC

    #113
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers There's always a risk of infection when it comes to plastic surgery.

    
    https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/24/actor-dies-12-plastic-surgeries-bts-star-jimin-upcoming-show/
14. 2023-04-26 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #114
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/24/actor-dies-12-plastic-surgeries-bts-star-jimin-upcoming-show/

    
    Someone actually posted that on the incel forum that I moderate. I jokingly said "I can't believe the Jew surgeons turned him into a gay alien instead of a k-pop idol."
15. 2023-04-26 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #115
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Albeit it's not really a joke..
16. 2023-04-26 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #116
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I love j-pop.
17. 2023-04-26 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #117
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    About to head up stairs for chai.
18. 2023-04-26 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #118
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The chai is ready!
19. 2023-04-26 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #119
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I’m gonna drink the chai.
20. 2023-04-26 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #120
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    And it’s gonna taste good.