2023-04-24 at 5:58 PM UTC
Wait until they hack his phone and find all the messages with 16 year old girls and dog porn
2023-04-24 at 7:41 PM UTC
I would need proof of that.
2023-04-24 at 10:30 PM UTC
In a time of old, a lowly peasant, burdened by poverty and hardship, was returning home from a long day of toiling in the fields. As the sun began to set, he hailed a passing horse-drawn carriage, hoping to make his journey back to his humble abode a bit easier.
But alas, the driver of the carriage had other plans. With cunning and malice in his heart, he tricked the weary peasant into consuming a potent concoction that rendered him unable to resist. The driver then took the peasant's meager possessions and left him stranded on the side of the road.
When the peasant awoke, he found himself in a daze, his head pounding and his pockets empty. He stumbled towards his home, only to find that his door had been broken into and his meager possessions ransacked. The only item of value, a small wooden statue of his patron saint, was gone, likely taken by the thief.
The peasant went to the local authorities, hoping for justice to be served. However, they were dismissive and uninterested in the plight of a poor peasant. The thief remained at large, and the peasant was left to pick up the pieces of his shattered life, struggling to survive another day in a world that seemed to care little for his existence.
2023-04-24 at 10:31 PM UTC
In a galaxy far away, a lone space traveler found himself stranded on a distant planet. Desperate for a way off the barren rock, he hailed a passing spacecraft that promised to take him to safety. Little did he know, the captain of the vessel was in cahoots with a notorious space smuggler who had drugged the hapless traveler.
As the drugs took hold, the traveler lost all sense of control and could only watch helplessly as his captors pilfered his ship, stole his credits and jettisoned him back onto the desolate planet. Stranded once again, he realized his only hope was to track down his thieving captors and retrieve his stolen goods.
Using the last of his resources, he managed to trace the signal of his stolen communicator to a seedy space station known for its criminal activity. Armed with nothing but his wits and a makeshift weapon, he stormed into the station and confronted the smugglers, demanding the return of his stolen property.
Despite being outnumbered and outgunned, the traveler managed to outsmart his foes, reclaim his stolen credits, and escape the station before the authorities arrived. Though his ship was still missing, he had learned a valuable lesson about trusting strangers in the vast expanse of space.
2023-04-24 at 10:36 PM UTC
Two days ago, I was bloody well robbed and embezzled by a dodgy cab driver and some drongo drug dealer who were probably in cahoots. They must have slipped some date rape drug into my tinnie, because the next thing I knew, I was as limp as a dead dingo's donger and handing over all me dosh to the cab driver. I have vague memories of him blathering on about wanting to invite some sheilas over to my gaff for a party and insisting on using me mobile to call them.
When I finally came to, me phone was gone, and I saw a bunch of dodgy deposits had been made in the middle of the night. It was like everything was upside-down, and me pockets had been emptied. I even noticed me keys were gone, and the cab driver had vanished. I had to pay a bloke to fix me locks because the buggers had locked me out of me own house.
I tried using the "Find Me Phone" app, and it showed that the phone was last seen in some homeless bloke's hangout. But when I reported it to the coppers, they were no help. They were all like, "Mate, the world's upside down here, so we can't be bothered to look into it." It was like they had a kangaroo loose in the top paddock or something.
Anyway, I reckon the dodgy cab driver must have fallen into the sky or something, because he was nowhere to be found. And the same thing probably happened to the drongo drug dealer too. That's what they get for trying to mess with an Aussie battler like me.
2023-04-25 at 1:06 AM UTC
stop with the gay stories fag
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2023-04-25 at 1:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by D-Bonglord
In a time of old
when knights were bold
and lavatories weren't invented
They'd drop their load
in the middle of the road
and go on their way contented.
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2023-04-25 at 6:04 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
So this guy basically is a cab driver but lives in a nuthouse full of men sort of like a group home or a halfway house. I caught up to him. Basically the find my iphone app claimed it was there in this hosue full of men like a halfway home. But he is a cab driver at night or only on weekends so he lives there to save money? Just weird shit guys. but I ended up going in there all incognito walking around and finding a guy somewhat looking similar but the face seemed different asking if he was a cab driver after i aske dlike one or two other guys he replied yes and i was like give me back my phone. so he like turned and started wlaking away sort of like a guilty amdission it was him and i tried to hit him form behind in the chin and knock him out but i missed and i ended up grabbing him and sort of pulling him abckwards undfer his armpits down but i was still drugged like i was so fucked up guys my body is still aching slightly today and totally weak like in terms of i cant even run without breahting or fuming within three seocnds and have a weird hip pain thats how shitty trhese drugs were they gave me (must have been abth salts or something). And also I sort of hesitated because he said something like I dont know what youre tlaking about or it wasnt me like i wasnt sure it was him. he claimed i fucked his glasses up and basically showed me some phone but briefly and later i realized he maya ctually have shown me the same iphone 12 mini but he did it so confidently that i figure there is no way this is the same guy because if it was hed never show it or admit he even has a phone like that or why even have it on him. but i later remembered this is a fucking nut house. so basically for a second i was like yea lets get the cops over here so i can check the phone or some shit but i started having seocnd doubts it was him diue to how confident he seemed it wasnt and how he wanted like cops to show up plus him showing it to me like whatever phone he had in his pocket. later i realzied this probably was the same fucking guy but he was so good at manipulation he amde it sound like it couldnt be hinm. i ended up leaving and macing him as he tried to grab or hold me and some other guy he said stop him to and just ditching the fucking weird place. im at a loss here ugys what is hould do next. and if it really was him but i even talked to a cop who couldnt eblieve it he was like how can a guy be a cab driver and live in a homeless house. so maybe the cop was right and i should have asked how many cab drivers there are really there like him or to the management as for a second i had the upper hand in the confrontaiton when i was yelling somebody fucking in here stole my phone i didnt have the right words in me like let me see your phone let me check if you know the pascode to open it and see if i can open it or even had the balls to wait for the cops fuck the fact i possibly ruined his glasses or he claimed this i mean that i doubt would even be a court case considering in poland its not even assault unless someone really gets hurt like 7 days injury etc. not sure i fucked it up tho now he sold it for sure.
2023-04-25 at 6:26 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
I sort of wish a guy like Bradley was here in Poland I could pay to help me get at this guy. Even if my shit is gone just to break bones and shit or something. bradley what would you do in my shoes knowing where he lives who he is i even am quite sure i know the exact car parked outside of there that is his. he puts this taxci sign thing or glues it on top i guess on weekends when he does his thing or rodeo. But braldye how would you have done it or what wouls you do knowing exactly where to find this guy?
2023-04-25 at 6:27 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
My whole goal was to fuck him up make him scream and give me back at least the phone but the plan fialed. I was too weak still form the drugs and out of shape and basiclaly i hesitated becaus ehe psychologically sort of broke me down. this fguy is a pro guys. like i should have snatched the phone he shwoed me briefly so cockingly it wasnt mine and tested it or at least looked at it. like he psychologically had me.
2023-04-25 at 6:32 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
no its the right house. I am 50/50 it is the same guy tho. The face was different. like it was less friendly or less the way the real original guy had me like this friendly face i wanna be your buddy lets go to ur pad im gonna invite some bitches over style. but same age also had simialr hair. but same place the find my app found but i think 50/50 it was him. he seemed way too cocky it wasnt like even showing me some phone wanting cops called etc. also face he would have recognized me too and not even mentioned he was a cabby driver right? but then again how many cabbyd rivers wouldlive in a halfway hosue or some homeless only man gorup home?
2023-04-25 at 6:33 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
that was the difference maker me hestitating it was him and him claiming i broke his glasses when i threw him down i may have waited for cops to really verify his phone if those glasses or his claim his glasses werent broken because thats not even a cirme in poland to put hands on someone but i hesitated because when objects are broken he absically wanted me to pay for his glasses plus i had no money.
