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The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
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2017-05-19 at 1:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice The autism spectrum, and Asperger's, is an extremely complex neurological disorder (or "difference") that's wildly misunderstood. Few people really understand what it's like, and common pop portrayals, like Rain Man, are completely inaccurate. Of course not everyone on the spectrum is the same or will exhibit the same symptoms, just like neurotypicals, it can vary wildly. We all have different brains affected by our genetics, just like any other part of our body or trait, for example, height.
This can be very difficult to get an accurate score because so many people don't have the level of self-awareness, have done enough introspection and reflection on themselves, their life, current state, and past, traits and habits they have.
So you have to think very carefully about some of these and avoid the mistake that most people will make of self-deception, choosing answers that make you seem worse than you really are, if you perceive some of these preferences/behaviors/traits as negative things.
It's a private test, so if you really want to know the truth, be as perfectly honest as possible. Detach yourself from emotions and biases and just be as objective as you can. If you just lie or give inaccurate responses, the underlying truth won't change.
So, after that, here's a link to the test: https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
I scored 40/50, which is pretty damn autistic, and it's very possible that a more accurate assessment could be even higher than that.
Just a retard hoping someone else is retarded so he won't feel so lonely and inferior. Nothing to see here folks. Just move along. -
2017-05-19 at 1:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Darth Beaver Just a retard hoping someone else is retarded so he won't feel so lonely and inferior. Nothing to see here folks. Just move along.
You're a really angry old guy. Do you get a VA Pention or Social Security I hope? enough to keep the Indian rolling and a pack smokes and a pint of Jim Beam? are you eating well? I've never been to Florida but I hear that heat is intense as fuck. It makes old people live longer as long as their hearts are healthy. Like jedi people eat meditaranian so I guess they live longer.
You got an Ol Lady or are you lonley old guy? You seem like someone fucked you over hardcore.
Keep on riding, Bruh! -
2017-05-19 at 1:38 PM UTC
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2017-05-19 at 1:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're a really angry old guy. Do you get a VA Pention or Social Security I hope? enough to keep the Indian rolling and a pack smokes and a pint of Jim Beam? are you eating well? I've never been to Florida but I hear that heat is intense as fuck. It makes old people live longer as long as their hearts are healthy. Like jedi people eat meditaranian so I guess they live longer.
You got an Ol Lady or are you lonley old guy? You seem like someone fucked you over hardcore.
Keep on riding, Bruh!
You would starve to death if you had to work a guessing booth at the carnival chump. -
2017-05-19 at 2:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Darth Beaver You would starve to death if you had to work a guessing booth at the carnival chump.
Umm ok?? So you work at a guessing booth as a carnie? you have the persona of one. I saw a guy in Sacramento demand a Doll because he hit the third teir shot for his girlfriend. the carnie half his size Jumped in his face, but then 5 other carnies came over like it was gonna be a Jump In. Carnie Brotherhood or some shit. Or they hire a gang of Bikers like it's the fucking Altamont for the Rollingstones.
You can shittalk me all ya want, Old man.. I know you're suffering from pain from a shitty marriage or something. So send me My Plane Ticket and I'll rent a hog and we can go for a ride on the open florida highway. I need a tan, too embarassed to lay out by the pool because I'm so damn white right now.. But in Redneck country, It wont matter so much -
2017-05-19 at 4:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Umm ok?? So you work at a guessing booth as a carnie? you have the persona of one. I saw a guy in Sacramento demand a Doll because he hit the third teir shot for his girlfriend. the carnie half his size Jumped in his face, but then 5 other carnies came over like it was gonna be a Jump In. Carnie Brotherhood or some shit. Or they hire a gang of Bikers like it's the fucking Altamont for the Rollingstones.
You can shittalk me all ya want, Old man.. I know you're suffering from pain from a shitty marriage or something. So send me My Plane Ticket and I'll rent a hog and we can go for a ride on the open florida highway. I need a tan, too embarassed to lay out by the pool because I'm so damn white right now.. But in Redneck country, It wont matter so much
I'm not in Florida. You are horrible at this. Try again and I'll let you know when your not ice cold Faggart -
2017-05-19 at 4:37 PM UTCWisconsin
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2017-05-19 at 4:39 PM UTC
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2017-05-20 at 6:56 AM UTCLannafred, why hast thou not taketh it yet? Also, just recalled that your positive response to memantine, albeit at a much lower dose than I take (definitely a positive sign), is yet another sign of being having a relatively high level of autistic traits.
Really, dude, you probably don't even qualify for Asperger's. I just think you're going to score close to it. I have a shitload of other problems that just made me a really unfortunate case.
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2017-05-20 at 7:54 AM UTCLOL
33/50
wtf... I wasn't expecting that, but honestly the more I think about it the more it makes sense since most of the people I seem to gel with seem to be autistic on some level lmfao. I'm just a very empathetic autist I guess lol. I also am pretty good at understanding people even though I myself don't or can't feel a certain way like they do... Meh... I never seen autism as a "bad" thing though... Some people really do have a hard on for it being an insult though *cough*§m£ÂgØL*cough* -
2017-05-20 at 8 AM UTCYou are all such fucking faggots holy fuck get a life retards.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-20 at 8:06 AM UTCHydro, you weren't expecting it? I thought it was so obvious, I can't remember how long ago, that you probably had Asperger's.
I'm not even joking, as someone one the spectrum who has read an insane amount about it, you can just tell at some point, after enough learning and reflection.
Find a good book about females and Asperger's. You'll probably find you can relate to it, learn how to cope with some of the massive issues we almost universally have. It's much more commonly diagnosed among males, females tend to be underdiagnosed and overlooked due to being better at learning how to "blend in", a sort of chameleon/masking effect, and the symptoms also tend to manifest differently.
I swear to god nearly everyone I've known online with diagnosed Asperger's has either been insane, in the process of it, in and out of psych wards/hospitalized at times, or just plain completely miserable. I honestly don't think most aspies who claim to be happy even really know what happiness is.
Also, there's a pretty good chance PoC has it as well and should take the test at some point, although you know how hard it's going to be to break it to him, find some way to get him to take the test and do so seriously. It will honestly explain a lot, the extreme sensitivity, being incredibly easily hurt, is actually a common symptom.
It's a myth that people with Asperger's/autism are unemotional. It's actually the exact opposite, hyperemotionality is a common symptom, but it's masked by other things, withdrawing into yourself and how you react to being around others. It's why full blown meltdowns/tantrums, completely blowing up over relatively minor things, making a mountain out of a molehill, are common even among adults. This is undoubtedly true about myself as well. -
2017-05-20 at 8:11 AM UTCWhy dont you shut the fuck up and go get a job faggot instead of wasting your life faking mental illness you read on totse for free drugs and doctor script shopping acting like your a fucking boss when they force feed this shit to children.
Get the fuck off niggasin.space stop writing walls of text nobody will ever read, you should be looking for a job right now or writing a resume instead of this garbage.
If you ever wonder why you are such a faggot just look at this thread, you make stupid threads about dumb pointless shit nobody cares about, thats all you ever do. -
2017-05-20 at 8:29 AM UTCChrist Scron, calm down. It’s not like you don’t have serious problems as well.
Do you honestly not realize what a hypocrite you’re being? -
2017-05-20 at 8:31 AM UTCNope... Not at all. Shit, nigga, why didn't you tell me? I had no fucking clue... I mean, yeah, sure I'm eccentric a great deal greater than the average bear, but I mean... I didn't think I'd fit in the autistic/asperger's spectrum beyond a one off trait here or there or like when all my fucks have run out I've said some things I know some people would take as me not being considerate or socially polite, but I was just stating the truth about something.
I am a paradox socially. On one hand I would rather do most things with someone, but someone, not a fucking huge group- one or two people max, and that being said it needs to be the "right" sort of people. I don't like parties or large get togethers but I can handle them. I prefer small or intimate affairs if I am going to be social. I find myself easy to talk with anyone in public and have made a lot of friends/associates that way by random talking to them like at a grocery store or being helpful there to someone. I don't seek though and I fucking hate going to stores and shopping. If I could live my life with never going to another public store again I fucking would be thrilled. I hate places like Walmart and your typical grocery store. If I enjoy myself or "want" to go to a store there is a specific purpose such as a tack store when I was heavy and hard into equestrian shit. Then I can enjoy a random conversation with someone there or at employee when I am asking questions and learning something or being able to check out the shit I want to buy or compare one thing to another in person with the item in my hand as apposed to online shopping . but even then, I don't usually "enjoy" the experience of going, and end up bitching about the prices, or under-educated staff when I leave most the time. I also go through this shit where I can be super social with people and involved but... I get to a breaking point and do a 180 in the opposite direction and can't fucking stand to talk or even check texts or emails from most people and fuck calls. There is only a few people I don't get like that with, and that's been you, §m£ÂgØL, and PoC for the most part... Even people whom I've been friends with for years it happens with and I don't know why.. I just get this dread and anxiety inside me- it's not their fault they don't do anything to cause it, I just get overwhelmed sometimes and go forever out of contact...
I also went about 2 years where I had an irrational fear of checking the mailbox. I got over it when my exhusband moved out finally. Well... I didn't get "over it", but I checked the mail so the mail lady wouldn't bitch about the box being jam-packed full lol. But I'd still go days without checking it. IDK why I got like that to be honest... Or why I had this anxiety to check the fucking mail... I know it's fucking weird. -
2017-05-20 at 8:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Christ Scron, calm down. It’s not like you don’t have serious problems as well.
Do you honestly not realize what a hypocrite you’re being?
I have no problems at all, I was homeless a year ago now I have more money than any of you, getting promoted soon, making lots of friends, got a girlfriend and im starting my own business.
Its not hard at all,.. I've been binging on drugs half assing it this whole time, you are all just lazy and if you had to fend for yourselves you would die like dogs.I also went about 2 years where I had an irrational fear of checking the mailbox. I got over it when my exhusband moved out finally. Well… I didn't get "over it", but I checked the mail so the mail lady wouldn't bitch about the box being jam-packed full lol. But I'd still go days without checking it. IDK why I got like that to be honest… Or why I had this anxiety to check the fucking mail… I know it's fucking weird.
Wheat whites... all of you.. at least Bill Krozby has a job and contributes to society unlike all of you welfare leach disabled losers. -
2017-05-20 at 8:40 AM UTCHydro, everything you said is 100% compatible with Asperger’s. It’s very different than what most people would perceive it as.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-20 at 8:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump welfare leach disabled losers.
I have worked all my adult life and if I wasn't working I was in college. I have never, not ever taken a dime of welfare even after having my son.
I DO have problems and I'm not afraid to admit that, nor do I have a problem accepting that maybe I do fall into an autistic spectrum... Sure, I'm surprised, just because I never thought that was an issue of mine, and likely not did the vast majority of the people I've know and been friends with would have thought so either, but... Meh... You can't fix a problem or make shit better when you live in denial over it. I accept I've fucked up and made huge mistakes before too- I acknowledge my short comings, and take to heart, without being insulted or offended what others have to say when they give me constructive criticism.
I know for a fact that some people have contributed negatively to my life, but for the most part, I take the blame for it,because it's true, I have fucked up and made awful choices (some with the influence of others and some without). I know I am far from perfect but I do want sith to get better and that's why I try to be receptive to things like this that most people would have shame, embarrassment and denial over.
Remember, just because your life might be going good now doesn't mean you don't have any problems. You said you'd been homeless a year before- what caused that? Obviously that wasn't doing "good" and something was wrong there. There are all sorts of people from every walk of life, and some being waaaay at the top of the ladder, who are wealthy and successful and they too have problems they have to deal with. Success isn't a mark of health. -
2017-05-20 at 9 AM UTCFake some more mental illness you wheat whites , would you like some Lactimal buffed SSRI Stack and super benzos tpain tramadol with codeine and bundy with your nardil?
Dont forget the Seroquel and abilify.
The cause (and cure) of autism, a made up disease which is really just what people used to call being a weak coward. -
2017-05-20 at 9:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Remember, just because your life might be going good now doesn't mean you don't have any problems. You said you'd been homeless a year before- what caused that? Obviously that wasn't doing "good" and something was wrong there. There are all sorts of people from every walk of life, and some being waaaay at the top of the ladder, who are wealthy and successful and they too have problems they have to deal with. Success isn't a mark of health.
Society is broken, I have known this for a long time. What I'm saying is even when I was homeless I posted almost every day.. I never give up. My life has been nothing but pain and suffering but I use that as fuel for my comic journey.
