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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm listening to a j-pop song.
  2. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Killing a little bit of time.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just got back from going out to lunch..about to water my inside plants then go put my new solar stakes in the walkway outside ❤️
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  4. About to go home for a 4 day weekend.
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    checked out the new possible job,, its a nice one, more spray painting woodwork.
    went to work and painted the back wall no trim yet just the siding, it was hot and I was on a ladder set in 18" of snow but anyway I'll have the last wall done tomorrow and most of the trim.
    ma arm hurts from running the 2" fat 9" roller on a 16' pole
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked just drove home from the bar with my coworker. We get to in intersection and theres a dude with his arms out like trying to get hit by my car and i start filming bc 1) ineed to cover my ass and 2) i just found it entertaining. I start honking n roll down the window n im like BRO YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THE STREET. Then while im filming im like……”Does this dude have cerebral palsy.”

    Yes. yes he does.

    i get out of my car to try to get him to get from in front of my car and i realize oh shit this dude is mad disabled n covered in scabs. I try to tell him hes gonna get hit by a car and i want him ti be safe and he wants crying in Walt, Jr voice I HOPE THEY KILL ME ITD BE BETTER THAN THIS I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

    In my head im like nigga im 8 whiskeys 2 beers and 2 pancake shots deep and if i had to walk a straight line toe to toe right now you and i would prolly score the same. Long story short some other guy stopped behind us and relented to drive the dude home and i gave guy some gas money but the real tragedy was the dude harshed by buzz but my coworker and i discussed how we nasically saved this dudes life so i cracked a canned margarita and put on some appropriate music for the ride home and henstarted crying laughing

    GOD BLESS YOUR HEART. I loved this post I just wanted you to know that. Do you have the video or what? Lesgo
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  7. Kafka sweaty
    Sleeping with Prince Valium.
  8. SmeelHung Yung Blood
    f
    olks?
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ma arm, it wont work rite
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  10. Sweet African Astronaut
    All he's got left
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    *hits snare drum*
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  12. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    About to crash out after catching up on hella chores, actually feel kinda productive 💪
  13. Kafka sweaty
  14. Sweet African Astronaut
    Is "I'm into cute stuff but really I'm super edgy" like the girl equivalent of being an Andrew Tate fan?
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sweet Is "I'm into cute stuff but really I'm super edgy" like the girl equivalent of being an Andrew Tate fan?

    a craving to be seen as special and unique but without the agency to change anything more than the aesthetic
  16. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sweet Is "I'm into cute stuff but really I'm super edgy" like the girl equivalent of being an Andrew Tate fan?

    More like I’m almost 30, drinking alcohol and taking Valium while responsible for my sisters kid who may have a concussion……aren’t I cool…..

    Originally posted by Kafka Fucking scundered. I'm stoned in the playpark, it's worked I'm more chill. But he hit his head and I’m too high to know what to do.



    oopsie I think he’s dead.
  17. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra a craving to be seen as special and unique but without the agency to change anything more than the aesthetic

    Even the aesthetic is the standard "cute" girly bullshit so what even is the point lol
  18. Originally posted by Haxxor More like I’m almost 30, drinking alcohol and taking Valium while responsible for my sisters kid who may have a concussion……aren’t I cool…..





    oopsie I think he’s dead.

    Just sleeping.
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just sleeping.

    I was sleeping the entire day. Ugghhhhhhhh now I can't sleep on time anymore due to oversleeping. FML.
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    welp, I got the interior job,, she beat me up over the price so I knocked a g off the total and got it.

    to bad she doesnt know that G was the one that paid me to give 2 shits,, now I only have one give a shit to use as quality control.
    Got the last wall painted on the house today and the trim on the back of the house done as well as half the toutchup on the front,, tomorrow ill finish all trim except the dormers and windows and sunday I'll do windows and dormers.
    just hit 20 hrs labor on that job.

    I'm going to try to buy the 65 C10 stepside very soon, I saw it yesterday and it revived my drive to get it for my work truck.

    gonna put a 327 v8 in it with glass packs and dual exhaust, its already got steel rims with center caps and beauty rings so its gonna get street tires , white letter ones nice and wide, not going to paint it cuz I love the color and its faded into a nice patina
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