The Perfect Lawn Mower

1. 2023-04-12 at 10:15 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   For a week I have been busy doing exhaustive research into the perfect lawn mower for my personal needs.
   
   Yesterday I went to meet a crack addicted house painter to buy a Toro Timemaster with a 30" deck.
   
   
   
   It was a lot more broken than stated in the ad though and I passed on the deal.
   
   Heart broken I cried myself to sleep and have now turned my focus toward a Cub Cadet SC900
   
   
   
   https://www.cubcadet.com/en_US/self-propelled-mowers/sc900/12ABR27B710.html?fitsOnModel=false#start=1
   I was about to buy it when I decided Id run all this past you guys first.
   
   My yard is not all that big and I cant justify the need for a ride on mower nor do I want to be fucked maintaining that either.
   
   My needs are for a self propelled lawn mower with a Briggs and Stratton engine and a wider the better mowing deck.
   Bagger is a must and also an easy clean deck is a plus.
   
   Budget is around $1k.
   
   Suggestions?
2. 2023-04-12 at 10:28 PM UTC

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   Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
   real men ride a ride along mpwer
3. 2023-04-12 at 10:35 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix real men ride a ride along mpwer

   
   Too much pain in the ass to take the deck off just to remove the blades. Then the tires...
   And nah cuz nah
4. 2023-04-13 at 12:27 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   https://www.homedepot.com/p/Beast-26-in-208-cc-Gas-Walk-Behind-3-In-1-Wide-Area-Self-Propelled-Lawn-Mower-Rear-Wheel-Drive-with-Blade-Brake-Clutch-26FB2M21/316468464
5. 2023-04-13 at 12:28 AM UTC

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   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   fuck a mower and fuck safe spaces
6. 2023-04-13 at 9:18 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker https://www.homedepot.com/p/Beast-26-in-208-cc-Gas-Walk-Behind-3-In-1-Wide-Area-Self-Propelled-Lawn-Mower-Rear-Wheel-Drive-with-Blade-Brake-Clutch-26FB2M21/316468464

   
   I already consideded it but other websites have it with horrible reviews.
7. 2023-04-13 at 11:43 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Ferris are the best mowers you can buy but are more commercially suited
8. 2023-04-13 at 12:55 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   If you live in the southern states then get yourself one of these, best lawn mowers around
   
   
9. 2023-04-13 at 1:36 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I already consideded it but other websites have it with horrible reviews.

   
   $629
   
   https://www.homedepot.com/p/Cub-Cadet-23-in-190cc-Briggs-and-Stratton-Engine-Rear-Wheel-Drive-3-in-1-Gas-Self-Propelled-Walk-Behind-Lawn-Mower-SC900/323603421
10. 2023-04-13 at 1:38 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix real men ride a ride along mpwer

    
    real men use scythes
11. 2023-04-13 at 1:39 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you live in the southern states then get yourself one of these, best lawn mowers around
    
    

    
    not everyone is into anal sexes with jose.
12. 2023-04-13 at 1:40 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men use scythes

    
    Real men hire low tier men to do the shit work.
13. 2023-04-13 at 1:44 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Real men hire low tier men to do the shit work.

    
    thats real gay men.
14. 2023-04-13 at 1:49 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats real gay men.

    
    Only a gay man would associate hiring a beaner (or lowly Asian) for manual labor with homosexual activity.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
15. 2023-04-13 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Only a gay man would associate hiring a beaner (or lowly Asian) for manual labor with homosexual activity.

    
    how a britsh would deflect
16. 2023-04-13 at 1:59 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how a britsh would deflect

    
    how a gay low tier Asian laborer would defend...
17. 2023-04-13 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson how a gay low tier Asian laborer would defend…

    
    how a queer british would project ...
18. 2023-04-13 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
19. 2023-04-13 at 3:10 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker $629
    
    https://www.homedepot.com/p/Cub-Cadet-23-in-190cc-Briggs-and-Stratton-Engine-Rear-Wheel-Drive-3-in-1-Gas-Self-Propelled-Walk-Behind-Lawn-Mower-SC900/323603421

    
    The rear discharge chute will cover ye in grass and Im not trying to bag every time.
20. 2023-04-13 at 6:29 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    why would you bag shit
    lawn clippings are better for your lawn
    Go buy a 2 stroke also
    Real men like me still use my 90s 2 stroke lawn boy