I'm going to die playing video games today

1. 2017-05-19 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RisiR † It is widely considered to be the best goal of all time.
   
   I was just about to like life again but fuck you. You are retarded. Don't ever talk to me again.

   
   Explain to me what about that shit was IMPRESSIVE. It was a decent pass that got lucky and then the guy just kicked it in.
2. 2017-05-19 at 1:16 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I;m gonna fucking kill myself for having watched that goal over 5 times trying to find out what was skillful bout it. BYE FOREVER.
3. 2017-05-19 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #23
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Fuck you. Seriously. I'm not going to waste my time with you because you obviously never touched a ball.
   
   Here. Enjoy this. Idiot.
   
   
4. 2017-05-19 at 1:22 PM UTC

   #24
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mmQ I;m gonna fucking kill myself for having watched that goal over 5 times trying to find out what was skillful bout it. BYE FOREVER.

   
   His first touch spins the ball around the defender and he spins the other way around the defender and.... That is so unbelievably hard to do. It happened exactly once. Dennis Berkamp in that game. It has never been recreated.
5. 2017-05-19 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RisiR † Fuck you. Seriously. I'm not going to waste my time with you because you obviously never touched a ball.
   
   Here. Enjoy this. Idiot.
   
   

   
   I just told you I watched hours of knuckleball free kicks and you're gonna show me one faggot pass and goal? That goal fucking SUCKED. IT SUCKED !!!!!!! I have scored more impressive goals than that when I played soccer PRACTICE in 2nd grade. FOH.
6. 2017-05-19 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #26
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Here is another angle.
   
   
   
   Pure magic.
7. 2017-05-19 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #27
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
8. 2017-05-19 at 1:29 PM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   RisiR. It was a NEAT GOAL. Most impressive EVER? FUcking cmon dude. It was a pretty ok pass followed by a decent move that resulted in a lucky bounce and ensuing goal. Those two players could try recreating that over and over and it wouldn't happen like that. So, in that aspect, it was very :impressive:. But other than that it's just showing a lucky circumstance and chalking it up as AMAZING. Don't tell me you don't know what I mean. We can watch lucky circumstances in any sport. You can pull of sick moves in bball and then miss your shot and the move was worth nothing. By the way I still want to fucking RUIN you in ping pong jesus fuck sell a window of yours and invite me to your pad so I can do just that. :)
9. 2017-05-19 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Play some ss13
10. 2017-05-19 at 1:51 PM UTC

    #30
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by mmQ RisiR. It was a NEAT GOAL. Most impressive EVER? FUcking cmon dude. It was a pretty ok pass followed by a decent move that resulted in a lucky bounce and ensuing goal. Those two players could try recreating that over and over and it wouldn't happen like that. So, in that aspect, it was very :impressive:. But other than that it's just showing a lucky circumstance and chalking it up as AMAZING. Don't tell me you don't know what I mean. We can watch lucky circumstances in any sport. You can pull of sick moves in bball and then miss your shot and the move was worth nothing. By the way I still want to fucking RUIN you in ping pong jesus fuck sell a window of yours and invite me to your pad so I can do just that. :)

    
    I know what you mean. The move couldn't have worked but his perfect touch and skill made it work. Luck is always a factor but it played a minor role here.
11. 2017-05-19 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #31
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Play some ss13

    
    What's that?
12. 2017-05-19 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #32
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm fucking out.
13. 2017-05-19 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bergkamp is GOAT
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14. 2017-05-19 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That was a nice goal but what's so great about it?
15. 2017-05-19 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #35
    

    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR † Everything I do is pointless.
    
    I told myself I'm not going to OD because I don't want people to blame the drugs but fuck it. I'll put in 2k and just die.
    
    See you later. *sigh*

    
    that's what you get
16. 2017-05-19 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #36
    

    fag Houston
    I like hockey.
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17. 2017-05-19 at 4:59 PM UTC

    #37
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm fucking back.
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18. 2017-05-19 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #38
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I haven't plaid a single game, though. Instead I fixed one of my vaporizers.
    
    Yea..
19. 2017-05-19 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #39
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by fag I like hockey.

    
    I don't for some reason. Never got into it, I dunno. Same for Baseball. There are cool highlights of both but I can't sit through a whole game and be interested.
    
    Curling on the other hand somehow hypnotizes me. I love that shit.
20. 2017-05-19 at 5:18 PM UTC

    #40
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by reject Bergkamp is GOAT

    
    That entire Arsenal team at that time was insane. One of the best squads ever assembled.
    
    I'll give Henry the nod over Bergkamp, though.