So American football is basically rugby

1. 2023-03-30 at 10:37 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   With gay shoulder pads and more sexual touching
   
   Plus it's stretched out over 16 hours a game?
   
   
   What's not to like?
2. 2023-03-31 at 1:21 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Exactly...and with less actual running 4 seconds of play 30 seconds of standing around...rinse repeat.
   
   Oh and don't forget the pantyhose/tights.
   
   I had a conversation just yesterday with an American who was complaining about the low scoring in Football/Soccer
   
   He was saying "Soccer is so boring, the end score is always something low like 2-1"
   
   I explained to him that assigning 6 points to a touchdown (and then the 1 point for the kick) doesn't change the fact that a score of 14-7 is still really only 2 touchdowns vs 1...2-1
3. 2023-03-31 at 4:11 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   you mean soccer?
4. 2023-03-31 at 4:48 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost you mean soccer?

   
   They don't ware shoulder pads and tights.
5. 2023-03-31 at 6:14 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   
   
   
   
6. 2023-03-31 at 7:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Look at that guy go...no NFL player could sustain that kind of activity!
7. 2023-03-31 at 7:15 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   
8. 2023-03-31 at 7:36 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   You can see Ronaldo holding his hand up in an "easy brah" stance.
9. 2023-03-31 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   Fuck Ronaldo
   
   Although I was at Stoke when he got a good free kick against us?
10. 2023-03-31 at 8:29 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    He aint no Kevin Keegan.