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The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.

  1. Originally posted by aldra did your mother drink when she was pregnant or did you just huff a lot of paint as a kid?

    no she drank paint
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  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Oasis force him at gunpoint to take an autism test

    I swear to god Lanny, you've met me IRL and seen me flip the fuck out. If Nardil cures me and makes me hypomanic and anxiety free what do you think I'll do?

    Well, no, to be fair, I don't want to threaten you or even joke around about that anymore.

    But if I could put the fear of god in you and force you to take the test seriously, hrrrrgggh....

    Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ryan. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
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  3. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice I swear to god Lanny, you've met me IRL and seen me flip the fuck out. If Nardil cures me and makes me hypomanic and anxiety free what do you think I'll do?

    Well, no, to be fair, I don't want to threaten you or even joke around about that anymore.

    But if I could put the fear of god in you and force you to take the test seriously, hrrrrgggh….

    Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ryan. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

    you're the biggest faggot on this site. bigger faggot than 'fag'. bigger faggot than MMQ. or aldra. or lanny. or sophie. YOU are the gayest fucking jackass on this site.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by snab_snib you're the biggest faggot on this site. bigger faggot than 'fag'. bigger faggot than MMQ. or aldra. or lanny. or sophie. YOU are the gayest fucking jackass on this site.

    i cri ery ti
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  5. Originally posted by snab_snib you're the biggest faggot on this site. bigger faggot than 'fag'. bigger faggot than MMQ. or aldra. or lanny. or sophie. YOU are the gayest fucking jackass on this site.

    Not a bigger faggot than me, faggot.
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  6. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Phoenix Not a bigger faggot than me, faggot.

    even you. you're just a fucking faggot. he's a retarded faggot. retardation is a faggotry force multiplier.
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  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by snab_snib you're the biggest faggot on this site. bigger faggot than 'fag'. bigger faggot than MMQ. or aldra. or lanny. or sophie. YOU are the gayest fucking jackass on this site.

    You honestly think this type of insult is going to cut it on this site?

    Have you seen some of the teardowns I've done on multiple people? This isn't even like you threw a pebble at me, it's like you did this and afterward, through some astounding level of self-deception, utter delusion, and mental gymnastics, you're just standing there thinking you've owned me.

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  8. snab_snib African Astronaut
    holy fucking shit what a faggot

    have you seen some of the teardowns I've done on multiple people.

    i may have never met a person this mentally disabled. even on the internet.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The only true insults tear at the core of people who have professed ednough about themselves to feel such infliction.

    Like as awesome as FAGGOT is as an insult, it's obviously easily just laughed off and looked at as the equivelant of butthead.

    But some know how to cut me to the core, to insult my confidence, my alcoholism, my integrity.

    That's the only way to insult someone, to cut their core of what they already feel unconfident about, you fucking FAGGOTS. :) Get it?

    AHAHAHAHAHHA. I love drinking. I'll die like my dad did. Give me liver and kidney failure or give me death!
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  10. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Give me liver and kidney failure or give me death!

    heh

    12pk of 12oz steel reserves
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice LANNY, JUST TAKE THE FUCKING DRUGS, THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU!!!

    I MEAN JUST TAKE THE FUCKING TEST AND STOP MAKING EXCUSES!!!!


    MOTHER OF FUUUUUUUUCK, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN IRL AND FORCE YOU TO TAKE IT. JUST TAKE IT AND DO IT SERIOUSLY, PM ME THE RESULTS AND I WILL NEVER TELL ANYONE IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES!



    I swear to fucking god, you are acting just like a smartass spoiled brat that keeps coming up with bullshit excuses for why he won't eat his vegetables when it isn't even that big of a fucking deal. Are you honestly so unaware that you don't realize how this makes others perceive you or are you just fucking with me? Because if it's the latter, at some point please be satiated and just take.the.fucking.test.

    Master yourself. Your emotional neediness is really off-putting.
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  12. Originally posted by snab_snib http://www.webmd.com/depression/electroconvulsive-therapy#1

    For some people with severe or hard-to-treat depression, electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) is the best treatment. This treatment, sometimes referred to as "electroshock therapy," is often misunderstood and incorrectly portrayed by popular media as a harsh, cruel treatment. In reality, it is a painless medical procedure performed under general anesthesia that is considered one of the most effective treatments for severe depression. It can be lifesaving.

    ride the lightning, motherfucker.

    stop using science!!!!!
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  13. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Oasis stop using science!!!!!

    that's not fucking science. that's electrocuting peoples heads and realizing that it makes em act better.

    i could explain the a priori reasoning.
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by snab_snib i could explain the a priori reasoning.


    No you couldn't
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  15. snab_snib African Astronaut
    yes, i could, faggot. because it ought to be obvious to any half rational non-nigger that electrocuting a persons brain would fix them.
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It's already obvious that you have zero idea what you're talking about.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by snab_snib yes, i could, faggot. because it ought to be obvious to any half rational non-nigger that electrocuting a persons brain would fix them.

    Hurp durp, is all i read.
  18. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by snab_snib that's not fucking science. that's electrocuting peoples heads and realizing that it makes em act better.

    i could explain the a priori reasoning.

    You're using that word incorrectly. Electrocution is death caused by electric shock. Unless you're trying to say killing a person is the same as "fixing" them.
  19. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny It's already obvious that you have zero idea what you're talking about.

    you say whatever shit makes you feel comfortable.

    the fucking fact is, i could tell that applying electricity to a persons brain would have a salutary effect a priori.



    Originally posted by Open Your Mind You're using that word incorrectly. Electrocution is death caused by electric shock. Unless you're trying to say killing a person is the same as "fixing" them.


    bullshit. no one sticks a fork into a socket and gets a shock and says, 'oh, i was electrified'. no, they say, 'i was electrocuted'.



    Originally posted by Sophie Hurp durp, is all i read.


    keep your mouth shut, you sick fucking freak.
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by snab_snib the fucking fact is, i could tell that applying electricity to a persons brain would have a salutary effect a priori.

    you actually can't though
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