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  1. Originally posted by aldra LOL I remember that game, I also remember rage uninstalling it because I absolutely couldn't work out what Iwas supposed to be doing

    I am hard pressed to call it a game as the creator gave up all commercial success in order to make it as much of a "sim" as possible

    I don't see how any kid or even most crack heads would enjoy it

    I found it cracking out on digital monsters and yes it was advanced ahead of its time. The dude used a genome sequencer code to generate the monsters and give them DNA and shit

    Ive been beating the shit out of my norms when they touch stuff that makes a bunch of noise IM SCARED smack

    Apparently you can force feed them alcohol and breed grendels to murder them . And you can custom code your own food and stuff. I'm gonna give them cocaine

    Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult also creatures


    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid There is a custom action script called chaos used to control these, same code in all the games.

    https://github.com/openc2e/openc2e

    I have no idea how this shit works but If I can make them interact with CAOS that would be cool

    https://github.com/openc2e/openc2e/blob/3ea4053f3779683bff399743843be3f0f0e12c10/src/openc2e/caosScript.cpp





  2. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal i have no idea wtf this is. How do you make them learn words and turn on all the machines?

    Look up some videos about it. It's a fun game. It's made by a cool dude called Steve Grand.
  3. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Just got back from the comedy show. At the end at the meet n greet, i was like "great set dude. Im using your show as a litmus test for my relationship. That part about hilarious miscarriage really had her shook but if we make it back to the car without her bursting into tears i think we could have a future together."

    N he was like "oh fuck im sorry". N i said "yeah me too. I had to listen to her squeeze that thing out in the bathroom for like 3 hours". N he j7st chuckled nervously i was like gay n i got a terrible picture and left.

    Which comedy show, Big Jay?

    Man stand up is so shit, glad you had a good night.
  4. Originally posted by Sweet Look up some videos about it. It's a fun game. It's made by a cool dude called Steve Grand.

    steve grand is a crack head

    Other games have looked at different constructs to cre-
    ate believable worlds. Creatures, an artificial-life program
    created by Steve Grand, allows players to breed small
    furry creatures called Norns that can be taught to speak
    in simple English, feed themselves, and eventually protect
    themselves against outside threats.3 Rather than creat-
    ing parameters for the creatures, the game codes Norns
    from the genetic level upward, each one with a distinct
    DNA code, biochemistry, and neural-network brain. The
    game is notable as a breakthrough in alife (the process of
    simulating biological phenomena in an artificial environ-
    ment), in part because Norns behave and evolve similarly
    to real living creatures, comparable in intelligence to small
    domestic animals such as cats

    I've been watchig videos reading the CODE of this game for months trying to understand it as there has been no product like it ever since that uses scientific tools in generating the creatures. I still think digimon are cooler though THEY ARE LIVING COMPUTER VIRUS PROGRAMS

    https://creatures.wiki/Keyboard_Shortcuts
    https://github.com/openc2e/openc2e



  5. Originally posted by aldra check for adam's apple

    if unsure check for adam's banana

    all those can be removed.

    check for prostate.

    but no one is going to have their
  6. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal steve grand is a crack head



    I've been watchig videos reading the CODE of this game for months trying to understand it as there has been no product like it ever since that uses scientific tools in generating the creatures. I still think digimon are cooler though THEY ARE LIVING COMPUTER VIRUS PROGRAMS

    https://creatures.wiki/Keyboard_Shortcuts
    https://github.com/openc2e/openc2e




    Read his book, he is a great writer and it is unironically an incredible and mind expanding document.

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/304444.Creation
  7. Alice Yung Blood
    I have begun feeding them bees




    apparently alcohol is dispensed by a "potion machine" which may or may not be included with the base game.
  8. Alice Yung Blood
    I think this one might be retarded, it keeps saying it's "home sick" despite being born here. Maybe it's the bee diet making them go insane or me slapping the shit out of them any time they try to use the elevator

    But now I have an egg for some reason so maybe they fucked? no idea whats gonna come out of that egg, but i'm removing all plant based foods. BEES ONLY FROM NOW ON
    i'm gonna create an entire race of bee eating norms that slowly through evolution build up a resistance to all the toxins
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  9. Alice Yung Blood
    ITS A LIL MAFUCKER

  10. Alice Yung Blood
    I killed one
  11. Sweet African Astronaut
    Those games were honestly very broken as sims tbh
  12. Alice Yung Blood
    Yeah they are retarded thats for sure and apparently the people that invented sea monkeys are somehow invovled in the project now??? It's a cult of fucking furries

    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid I joined a cult of furries that think they can make digital monsters for real

    they just wanna yiff a fucking AI man it's sick. THESE ARE LTIERALLY THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE WHOLE SEA MONKEYS THING TOO WTF



  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just got home froma a 130 mile sled ride today,, we went to the Mass border and back, spring conditions,, soft and bumpy all day, had a BLT fur lunch, top speed today was 94 mph,, going back tomorrow for the last ride down south for this season
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Almost done with last rounds ❤️
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    And just like that… the work day/ night is over

    ❤️
  16. CandyRein Black Hole


    Watching my favorite fighter..missed this match ❤️

    The last style bender Adesanya ❤️
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  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Riding my sled with Polecat in a frozen Winter Wonderland.
  20. Originally posted by Sweet Which comedy show, Big Jay?

    Man stand up is so shit, glad you had a good night.

    Mullen

    He was so drunk and high his eyes were closed half the time
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