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2023-03-26 at 9:54 AM UTC

#38281

Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston

Originally posted by aldra LOL I remember that game, I also remember rage uninstalling it because I absolutely couldn't work out what Iwas supposed to be doing

I am hard pressed to call it a game as the creator gave up all commercial success in order to make it as much of a "sim" as possible

I don't see how any kid or even most crack heads would enjoy it

I found it cracking out on digital monsters and yes it was advanced ahead of its time. The dude used a genome sequencer code to generate the monsters and give them DNA and shit

Ive been beating the shit out of my norms when they touch stuff that makes a bunch of noise IM SCARED smack

Apparently you can force feed them alcohol and breed grendels to murder them . And you can custom code your own food and stuff. I'm gonna give them cocaine

Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult also creatures

Originally posted by Twinkie the kid There is a custom action script called chaos used to control these, same code in all the games.

https://github.com/openc2e/openc2e

I have no idea how this shit works but If I can make them interact with CAOS that would be cool

https://github.com/openc2e/openc2e/blob/3ea4053f3779683bff399743843be3f0f0e12c10/src/openc2e/caosScript.cpp

2023-03-26 at 11:10 AM UTC

#38282

Sweet African Astronaut

Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal i have no idea wtf this is. How do you make them learn words and turn on all the machines?

Look up some videos about it. It's a fun game. It's made by a cool dude called Steve Grand.

2023-03-26 at 11:13 AM UTC

#38283

Sweet African Astronaut

Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Just got back from the comedy show. At the end at the meet n greet, i was like "great set dude. Im using your show as a litmus test for my relationship. That part about hilarious miscarriage really had her shook but if we make it back to the car without her bursting into tears i think we could have a future together."

N he was like "oh fuck im sorry". N i said "yeah me too. I had to listen to her squeeze that thing out in the bathroom for like 3 hours". N he j7st chuckled nervously i was like gay n i got a terrible picture and left.

Which comedy show, Big Jay?

Man stand up is so shit, glad you had a good night.

2023-03-26 at 11:45 AM UTC

#38284

Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston

Originally posted by Sweet Look up some videos about it. It's a fun game. It's made by a cool dude called Steve Grand.

steve grand is a crack head

Other games have looked at different constructs to cre-
ate believable worlds. Creatures, an artificial-life program
created by Steve Grand, allows players to breed small
furry creatures called Norns that can be taught to speak
in simple English, feed themselves, and eventually protect
themselves against outside threats.3 Rather than creat-
ing parameters for the creatures, the game codes Norns
from the genetic level upward, each one with a distinct
DNA code, biochemistry, and neural-network brain. The
game is notable as a breakthrough in alife (the process of
simulating biological phenomena in an artificial environ-
ment), in part because Norns behave and evolve similarly
to real living creatures, comparable in intelligence to small
domestic animals such as cats

I've been watchig videos reading the CODE of this game for months trying to understand it as there has been no product like it ever since that uses scientific tools in generating the creatures. I still think digimon are cooler though THEY ARE LIVING COMPUTER VIRUS PROGRAMS

https://creatures.wiki/Keyboard_Shortcuts
https://github.com/openc2e/openc2e

2023-03-26 at 12:08 PM UTC

#38285

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra check for adam's apple

if unsure check for adam's banana

all those can be removed.

check for prostate.

but no one is going to have their

2023-03-26 at 1:02 PM UTC

#38286

Sweet African Astronaut

Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal steve grand is a crack head

I've been watchig videos reading the CODE of this game for months trying to understand it as there has been no product like it ever since that uses scientific tools in generating the creatures. I still think digimon are cooler though THEY ARE LIVING COMPUTER VIRUS PROGRAMS

https://creatures.wiki/Keyboard_Shortcuts
https://github.com/openc2e/openc2e

Read his book, he is a great writer and it is unironically an incredible and mind expanding document.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/304444.Creation

2023-03-26 at 3:48 PM UTC

#38287

Alice Yung Blood

I have begun feeding them bees

apparently alcohol is dispensed by a "potion machine" which may or may not be included with the base game.

2023-03-26 at 4:21 PM UTC

#38288

Alice Yung Blood

I think this one might be retarded, it keeps saying it's "home sick" despite being born here. Maybe it's the bee diet making them go insane or me slapping the shit out of them any time they try to use the elevator

But now I have an egg for some reason so maybe they fucked? no idea whats gonna come out of that egg, but i'm removing all plant based foods. BEES ONLY FROM NOW ON
i'm gonna create an entire race of bee eating norms that slowly through evolution build up a resistance to all the toxins

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Sweet

2023-03-26 at 4:24 PM UTC

#38289

Alice Yung Blood

ITS A LIL MAFUCKER

2023-03-26 at 4:33 PM UTC

#38290

Alice Yung Blood

I killed one

2023-03-26 at 6:22 PM UTC

#38291

Sweet African Astronaut

Those games were honestly very broken as sims tbh

2023-03-26 at 6:42 PM UTC

#38292

Alice Yung Blood

Yeah they are retarded thats for sure and apparently the people that invented sea monkeys are somehow invovled in the project now??? It's a cult of fucking furries

Originally posted by Twinkie the kid I joined a cult of furries that think they can make digital monsters for real

they just wanna yiff a fucking AI man it's sick. THESE ARE LTIERALLY THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE WHOLE SEA MONKEYS THING TOO WTF

2023-03-26 at 11:10 PM UTC

#38293

POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

just got home froma a 130 mile sled ride today,, we went to the Mass border and back, spring conditions,, soft and bumpy all day, had a BLT fur lunch, top speed today was 94 mph,, going back tomorrow for the last ride down south for this season

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