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Dying pigeon

  1. #21
    Kafka sweaty
    Cat won't be returning.

  2. #22
    Remember it takes a few arrows to kill a cat.
  3. #23
    Alice Yung Blood
    FUCK BIRDS
    this post was made by cat gang

    https://www.nwf.org/Magazines/National-Wildlife/2017/Oct-Nov/Animals/The-Cat-Conundrum
  4. #24
    Alice Yung Blood
    YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM?
    OI WUT U LOOKING AT CAN'T YOU SEE I'm BUSY
  5. #25
    👧🏹🙀
  6. #26
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Tl Dr Kafka raped and killed a bird then feigned pigeon empathy for attention on the internet.

    While reading the replies shes been laughing maniacally while covered in feathers and taking deep sniffs of her fingers
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  7. #27
    Alice Yung Blood
    Birds - jedis
    Cats - Nazis

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This is like the bernie sanders bird.. These politicians make billions of dollars, you don't think they have robotic animals following them around? Get real people, in the 1990's shoko asahara had a cult with a billion $ in holdings because he walked around with bird seed stuffed up his robes and told people he has psychic powers and could control the birds and they all believed him and gave him money.

  8. #28
    Wtf I hate birds now
  9. #29
    Alice Yung Blood


    SELBST WENN WIR UNSERE HAUSTIERKATZEN LIEBEN, MÜSSEN WIR NICHT VERGESSEN, DASS SIE TÖTUNGSMASCHINEN SIND, DIE UNSERE GELIEBTEN VÖGEL BEDROHEN KÖNNEN. DOCH DAS BEDEUTET NICHT, DASS WIR KATZEN IN DEN STÄDTEN UND GEMEINDEN AUSSCHLIESSEN MÜSSEN. WIR MÜSSEN EINFACH SICHERSTELLEN, DASS WIR VERANTWORTUNGSVOLLE HAUSTIERBESITZER SIND, DIE SICH BEWUSST SIND, DASS UNSERE KATZEN EINEN EINFLUSS AUF DIE LOKALE VOGELPOPULATION HABEN KÖNNEN.

    INDIVIDUELLE HAUSTIERBESITZER KÖNNEN SCHON EINEN UNTERSCHIED MACHEN, INDEN SIE SICHERSTELLEN, DASS IHRE KATZEN DRINNEN GEHALTEN WERDEN ODER EINE SICHERE, ABGESICHERTE AUßENKATZENGEHEGE HABEN. DIESE PRÄVENTIVMASSNAHMEN KÖNNEN HELFEN, UNSERE GELIEBTEN VÖGEL ZU SCHÜTZEN UND UNSERE LOKALEN ÖKOSYSTEME ZU UNTERSTÜTZEN.

    DOCH WIR KÖNNEN AUCH ZUSAMMENARBEITEN, UM UNSEREN KATZEN UND VÖGELN ZU HELFEN. DURCH DIE UNTERSTÜTZUNG VON PROGRAMMEN ZUR KASTRATION UND IMPFUNG VON STREUNENDEN KATZEN KÖNNEN WIR DAS WACHSTUM VON STREUNERKATZEN POPULATIONEN KONTROLLIEREN. UND DURCH DIE SICHERSTELLUNG VON SICHEREN BRUTPLÄTZEN UND FÜTTERUNGSPROGRAMMEN FÜR VÖGEL KÖNNEN WIR DIE VÖGEL BEI UNS ANSIEDLUNG UND WIEDERHERSTELLUNG IHRER POPULATIONEN UNTERSTÜTZEN.

    LASST UNS ALSO NICHT DIE KATZEN ODER VÖGEL IN DIESEM KAMPF GEGENEINANDER STELLEN. WIR KÖNNEN EIN GLEICHGEWICHT FINDEN, DAS UNSEREN HAUSTIEREN EIN ZUHAUSE BIETET UND GLEICHZEITIG UNSEREN GELIEBTEN VÖGELN UND UNSERER UMWELT HILFT.

  10. #30
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka I found a pigeon in my garden, a cat was watching it closely and a few seagulls. I kept having to scare the cat away. I didn't see any injuries but it was very slow to move and seemed sick. I picked it up with some rags and have put it in the garage now and made sure no cats or anything can get it, but it's dark in there and I don't want its final moments to be in that dark garage, it's a bird. I don't know what to do with it or who to call.

    Thanks for being nice to the pigeon!!
  11. #31
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka Maybe it's fine in there


    its like you knew exactly what to do

    disney princess tier
  12. #32
    Alice Yung Blood
    Kafka in a few days

    "I shouldn't have eaten so much of that bird 🤢"
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  13. #33
    Kafka sweaty
    There's this lone pigeon out there looking for it. It saw me take it into the garage. It will never find it again.

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  14. #34
    Xalaxar666 Houston
    ⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̣̾̔✌𝓓͛ͣ𝓨̹̞̦̠̞ͣ̍̑𝓘͉̠͙̥̗𝓝̣͛͑ͬͭ𝓖̠̳͛ͯ̾̿͋ ̙̗͙̘̙͋͛𝓟̗̯͚̈́͋̅ͩ𝓘͓͙̯̯̜͌𝓖͓̗̀̈́̏𝓔̥̫𝓞̲̎ͯ𝓝̎✌⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̣̾̔
    ψ ☠ ψ ⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̘͌̏ ̵̗̩̃⛧̸͔̔̀ ̵̼̯͐⛧̷̸̷̵̶̵̴̨̨̠̤͕͎͈͍̠̣͔̀̐̾̓̔̈̈́̀͜͝⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̘͌̏ ̵̗̩̃⛧̸͔̔̀ ̵̼̯͐⛧̷̸̷̵̶̵̴̨̨̠̤͕͎͈͍̠̣͔̀̐̾̓̔̈̈́̀͜͝⛥̵̷̷̸̸̸̬̩̬̬̩̘̖̌̊̉̀͌̍̈́̏̊̒̅͝ ̸̵̸̸̴̶̨͍̹̬̯̗̼̩̏̏̃̉̿̑̽⛧̶̸̸̸̷̸̰̲̣̺̣̜͔̫͇͆̔͂̀̄͊͝ ̶̵̵̸̸̴̡̛̠͚̱͇̼̮̯͚̼̄̋̈́͐̊̋̇̈͝
    𝕴𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖞𝖆𝖗𝖉, 𝖋𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖘,
    𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖜𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖌𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖊𝖊𝖙𝖍,
    𝕰𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖞 𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝖋𝖔𝖊𝖘,
    𝕿𝖔 𝖘𝖕𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘.
    ̷̣̾̔⛥̷̘͌̏ ̵̗̩̃⛧̸͔̔̀ ̵̼̯͐⛧̷̸̷̵̶̵̴̨̨̠̤͕͎͈͍̠̣͔̀̐̾̓̔̈̈́̀͜͝⛥̵̷̷̸̸̸̬̩̬̬̩̘̖̌̊̉̀͌̍̈́̏̊̒̅͝ ̸̵̸̸̴̶̨͍̹̬̯̗̼̩̏̏̃̉̿̑̽⛧̶̸̸̸̷̸̰̲̣̺̣̜͔̫͇͆̔͂̀̄͊͝ ̶̵̵̸̸̴̡̛̠͚̱͇̼̮̯͚̼̄̋̈́͐̊̋̇̈͝⛧̴̷̶̶̵̴̷̨̙̦̳̟̠͈̼̘̱̣̀̄͗͂̀̌̾̔̚͝⛥̷̘͌̏ ̵̗̩̃⛧̸͔̔̀ ̵̼̯͐⛧̷̸̷̵̶̵̴̨̨̠̤͕͎͈͍̠̣͔̀̐̾̓̔̈̈́̀͜͝⛥̵̷̷̸̸̸̬̩̬̬̩̘̖̌̊̉̀͌̍̈́̏̊̒̅͝ ̸̵̸̸̴̶̨͍̹̬̯̗̼̩̏̏̃̉̿̑̽⛧̶̸̸̸̷̸̰̲̣̺̣̜͔̫͇͆̔͂̀̄͊͝ ̶̵̵̸̸̴̷̡̛̠͚̱͇̼̮̯͚̼̣̄̋̈́͐̊̋̇̈̾̔͝⛥̷̘͌̏ ̵̗̩̃⛧̸͔̔̀ ̵̼̯͐⛧̷̸̷̵̶̵̴̨̨̠̤͕͎͈͍̠̣͔̀̐̾̓̔̈̈́̀͜͝⛥̵̷̷̸̸̸̬̩̬̬̩̘̖̌̊̉̀͌̍̈́̏̊̒̅͝ ̸̵̸̸̴̶̨͍̹̬̯̗̼̩̏̏̃̉̿̑̽⛧̶̸̸̸̷̸̰̲̣̺̣̜͔̫͇͆̔͂̀̄͊͝ ̶̵̵̸̸̴̡̛̠͚̱͇̼̮̯͚̼̄̋̈́͐̊̋̇̈͝
    𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖐𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖛𝖊, 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖋𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖈𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘,
    𝕺𝖋 𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑, 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖘,
    𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖘, 𝖔𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖘𝖔 𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖋𝖆𝖎𝖗,
    𝕹𝖔𝖜 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉, 𝖆𝖘 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖘 𝖓𝖊𝖆𝖗.
    ⛧̷̸̷̵̶̵̴̨̨̠̤͕͎͈͍̠̣̀̐̾̓̔̈̈́̀͜͝⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̘͌̏⛥̷̣̾̔⛥̷̘͌̏ ̵̗̩̃⛧̸͔̔̀ ̵̼̯͐ ̵̗̩̃⛧̸͔̔̀ ̵̼̯͐ ̵̗̩̃⛧ ψ ⛧ ̵̼̯͐ ̵̗̩̃⛧̸͔̔̀ ̵̼̯͐⛥̷̘͌̏⛧⛧ ̵̗̩̃⛧̸͔̔̀ ̵̼̯͐ ̵̗̩̃⛧̸͔̔̀ ̵̼̯͐⛧̷̸̷̵̶̨̠̤͕͎̀̐̾͜͝
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  15. #35
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Kafka put the pigeon on a stake in the front yard as a warning to the other birds
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  16. #36
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  17. #37
    Hey, remember that time I tried to save a pigeon with a broken wing?
    A street cat got him by morning, and I had to bury pieces of his body in my building's playground
    I thought I was going to be sick

  18. #38
    this thread proves why kafka is the female Bill Krozby
  19. #39
    jerryb African Astronaut
    It's a bird, I'd let the cat handle it or if it bothered me I'd just twisted its neck. Our cats will torment a mouse for hours, catch it, let it go and catch it again.

    Haven't had a field mouse problem since getting our 2 cats.
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  20. #40
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You did a good thing Kafka, fuck anyone who doesn't think so. Even though it died it had its last moments safe from predators and in as much comfort as possible for a wild bird. He wasn't torn apart or eaten alive. You did all you could and more than 95% of people would have done.
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