2023-03-22 at 3:34 AM UTC
Me just sabi create di best alternative accounts for this website. I be like person wey dem born to do spy work. I go dey behave like di person wey I wan pretend to be, even di way wey I go take dey talk, I go adopt di culture, and even di geographical knowledge of di person wey I wan become. I dey do am because I dey enjoy am, but e no dey add anytin for my life as lawyer. But me sef think say I miss out well well because me, I dey socially awkward.
2023-03-22 at 3:37 AM UTC
No be fair thing. I dey feel say I get real talent for dis thing, but I no fit use am because I no follow di typical career path of spy and no intelligence agency fit sabi say I dey exist. And if dem sabi, dem fit think say I go be problem for dem. I feel say I fit be useful, but nobody dey take advantage of my usefulness.
2023-03-22 at 3:54 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
you could probably join NAFO or some other faggot glow op and try to get headhunted from there
I dunno about Canada but most of the west seems to have dropped most of their humint work and rely heavily on sigint so you're better off going through the regular channels to be an analyst or something.
what would you offer them though? do you even talk to anyone offline
2023-03-22 at 4:20 AM UTC
i don't think any intelligence agency as it exists today would see me as useful in my current state, but:
1) they probably should
2) just tell me what to do CIA-sama
2023-03-22 at 4:32 AM UTC
it involves the ability to improvise right? not quite in the same way special forces improvises, but intelligence work requires lateral thinking, the ability to make abstract connections. there's a lot of making do with what you have at your disposal - be that limited information or physical objects. i feel like intelligence agencies are really overlooking half the toolkit at their disposal (in terms of the populations they have to recruit from). spycraft should be a skilled trade, and i want to apprentice damn it.
2023-03-22 at 4:33 AM UTC
i shut down something analogous to numbers station one time by making a single youtube comment based on a schizo hunch. that is raw fucking talent, boiiiii. and it's gone unused.
2023-03-22 at 4:42 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I hate to break it to you but most internet degenerates running influence, astroturf, attack/dox etc. campaigns from their discord goon dens do it because they're neurotic, not because they're getting paid
unless you've got something special to offer (not holes) even using you as a sleeve is risky business for any state actor; there's no way for them to judge risk/reward
2023-03-22 at 4:56 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
kill a CIA agent and turn up to Langley wearing his face, then they legally have to let you take his place
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2023-03-22 at 7:26 AM UTC
If you're Jamaican, what does bobo mean?
2023-03-22 at 7:32 AM UTC
Kicking the Bobo shooting the Bobo
I think they are supposed to be from Argentina
2023-03-22 at 3:43 PM UTC
Bobo means homeless person in Jamaica.
2023-03-22 at 3:44 PM UTC
I've thought about it because I have a Jodie Comer gift for accents but if I tried to deceive people I'd probably be bad at it and I don't want a job involving people.
