Canadian cops get murked by some skitzo teen that then killed his mom and himself

1. 2023-03-18 at 8:49 AM UTC

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   Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
   GG
   
   
   
   https://edmontonjournal.com/news/crime/put-him-in-the-cop-car-apartment-resident-describes-seeing-edmonton-officers-rushed-to-hospital
   
   thank GOD we banned guns!
   
   or something like this might happen with a chance of increased frequency. We should ban MORE GUN
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost We already banned literally everything so that they are micromanage banning anything left like crypto, nicotine anything that can be used to make any drug or chemical OTC and Kinder Surprise Eggs. The vendors, store owners, big tax money investors and voters all play along. We never have a public outrage about anything (except for that native catholic school rape) because nothing ever happens
   
   When things do happen it's always some black swan event freak thing that nobody could have ever stopped or seen coming and the world is fascinated when we go BIG USA BIG GUN RAMBO MASS SHOOT COLUMBINE JAMES HOMES BANG BANG HOLLYWOOD, because we are bored weirdos and when we murder people we don't fuck it up like LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING MASS SHOOTER IN THE USA THAT GIVES UP AFTER THE 3RD DRUM MAG JAMS AND THEY NEVER EVEN USED THE FUCKING GIANT KNIFE THEY BROUGHT

   
   BAN THE GUNS!!!!! THEY ARE LITERALLY KILLING POLICE WTF
2. 2023-03-18 at 9:12 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "Edmonton police officers didn't know teen shooter had a gun"
   
   Very Canadian
3. 2023-03-18 at 9:20 AM UTC

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   Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
   I mean how would they know?
   
   The kid wanted a gun, was a skitzo so didn't ever bother with any legal avenue and just found some Junt hussies on DA STREETS
   let me tell ya folx if you want to buy a pistol in Edmonton you don't have to go very far. It's a cocaine town, the provincial capital, billions of dollars flow through it daily.
   
   If you rub enough elbows with "the streets" you can find pretty much anything
   https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/red-deer/red-deer-alert-seize-firearms-and-fentanyl-1.5946357
   
4. 2023-03-18 at 9:33 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just cos he's a teen shooter doesn't mean he has a gun.
5. 2023-03-18 at 10 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   You can smoke kinder eggs, quicker than chasing the dragon.
6. 2023-03-18 at 10:23 AM UTC

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   Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Instigator You can smoke kinder eggs, quicker than chasing the dragon.

   
   those are delicious
7. 2023-03-18 at 12:45 PM UTC

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   Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
   
   
   What about legalizing guns so you know who has them LUL
8. 2023-03-18 at 1:21 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump "Edmonton police officers didn't know teen shooter had a gun"
   
   Very Canadian

   
   he identified as unarmed.
9. 2023-03-29 at 3:09 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Doyle Sauce
   
   What about legalizing guns so you know who has them LUL

   
   lol Being a cop isn't very dangerous. A taxi driver, fisherman, logger or farmer is more dangerous.
10. 2023-03-29 at 3:10 PM UTC

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    Ember McLain Houston
    good thing they banned guns
11. 2023-03-29 at 3:54 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce

    
    Always a great turn out for cop funerals ... they get paid as normal to attend.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Ember McLain
12. 2023-03-29 at 4:16 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    BAN THE GUNS!!!!! THEY ARE LITERALLY KILLING POLICE WTF
    
    
    Lucky it was a gun and not a bean bag.