Yo, no cooking section?

2017-05-18 at 6:55 AM UTC

#41

mmQ Lisa Turtle

So what is your replacement? What replaces science?

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snab_snib

2017-05-18 at 7:04 AM UTC

#42

snab_snib African Astronaut

nothing.

2017-05-18 at 7:07 AM UTC

#43

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by snab_snib do you really fucking believe science has anything to do with computers, or that 'the scientific method' is anything but a justification for commercialization of inventors intelligence?

science is a bad fucking meme.

lolwut?

2017-05-18 at 7:08 AM UTC

#44

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Lanny lolwut?

you fucking heard me, you fucking mental opossum. science is a bad fucking joke.

2017-05-18 at 9:51 AM UTC

#45

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by snab_snib i make good scratch tortellini and marinara. i make good scratch BBQ sauce. i make good crusty white bread (it's not as good in a regular house oven, ideally you have a fired deck oven at 575. most house ovens only go to 450.) i make good cheesecake. i can make perfect omelettes on a gas range, keep fucking it up with glass electric ranges. i make good mac n cheese, could probably say i make good scratch mac n cheese if i had a pasta press. i make great pancakes with interesting varieties, i prefer pancakes with oatmeal and eggs and just enough flour/baking powder to make it stick. i make great french fries, the real kind, fried floured frozen fried. i make great pies from scratch with fresh berries and stuff, or creme fillings. i make good wax bean casserole.

Recipes are fake, cooking doesn't work, house ovens are a hoax, you are literally retarded for believing otherwise.

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2017-05-18 at 9:57 AM UTC

#46

mmQ Lisa Turtle

OVENS ARE A HOAX!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@22

2017-05-18 at 10:06 AM UTC

#47

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Sophie Recipes are fake, cooking doesn't work, house ovens are a hoax, you are literally retarded for believing otherwise.

He cooks for himself so he knows the recipe is real, cooking works, what house ovens are, etc. On the other hand you probably believe the Higgs boson is real, but you've never worked at CERN. 😡

2017-05-18 at 10:23 AM UTC

#48

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

i only cooks dope

2017-05-18 at 10:47 AM UTC

#49

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by snab_snib enjoy your fucking 'toppings', child. i'll be enjoying the simple pleasure of meat and bread. you've probably never even tried that.

I'm sure you've tasted a lot of meat.

2017-05-18 at 10:53 AM UTC

#50

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR † I try to avoid convenience food at all costs. I rarely consume more than 10g of salt a day. Basically no refined sugar. Yea..

I'm trying to cut back on the convenience food but working 10-13 hour shifts doesn't leave much room for cooking

The way I see it if i'm only eating two (pretty small) meals per day there's no way I can get too much of anything from food, my problem is fucking soda and alcohol

2017-05-18 at 11:32 AM UTC

#51

RisiR † 29 Autism

shit_shat might actually be dumber than Bill Krozby. We just haven't seen it yet.

Bill Krozby at least believes that grills and ovens exist. He believes they stand on a flat earth and spy on him but he believes they are real.

I assume.

2017-05-18 at 11:37 AM UTC

#52

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Lanny I also cook every day, I like food threads.

And there is a food forum you blind bastards, it's called "Oral Indulgences" got damn

was wondering how long before sumone pointed this out.

.

2017-05-18 at 12:31 PM UTC

#53

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I'm trying to cut back on the convenience food but working 10-13 hour shifts doesn't leave much room for cooking

The way I see it if i'm only eating two (pretty small) meals per day there's no way I can get too much of anything from food, my problem is fucking soda and alcohol

I worked 10 hour shifts. The thing is, you really are what you eat. The stomach disects the stuff you consume and uses it as building blocks for, well, you. That's kinda why we eat in the first place, y'know.

If you eat shit you become shit. Fact.

I usually only eat one meal a day right now in the evening and fast for the time inbetween. Sodas are the devil.

2017-05-18 at 12:44 PM UTC

#54

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I'm thinking about starting a food truck gonts. Thoughts?.

2017-05-18 at 2:40 PM UTC

#55

Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

Originally posted by Lanny I also cook every day, I like food threads.

And there is a food forum you blind bastards, it's called "Oral Indulgences" got damn

Oh, okay, yeah, I see it now.

snab-snib: Yes you have to flip crepes

Kros: That sounds dank actually

2017-05-18 at 3:11 PM UTC

#56

bling bling Dark Matter

Originally posted by Helladamnleet They wanted to do surgery on my jaw bone before hand with just novicaine and there was no fucking way. I have an appointment June 2nd to get a stray piece of tooth removed and see if the dentist is even willing to do them or if I have to go to a specialist.

ur meant to self medicate before

2017-05-18 at 3:12 PM UTC

#57

bling bling Dark Matter

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm thinking about starting a food truck gonts. Thoughts?.

start of with just a food cart like a shoping trolley with bare food in

2017-05-18 at 4:08 PM UTC

#58

bling bling Dark Matter

#rich nigga shit

2017-05-18 at 4:22 PM UTC

#59

Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

Originally posted by bling bling ur meant to self medicate before

No, I'm pretty sure you're not.

2017-05-18 at 5:06 PM UTC

#60

fag Houston

Carbohydrates break down into glucose so there is no real reason to eat them. I make stir fry every single day.

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